Doofus Patrol

Tracking down the wildest lies and half-truths on social media so you don’t have to. Stay sharp, stay skeptical, and #DontBeADoofus 🚨🤡

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@Claressashields @bigceezyraw You are the delusional one. Cyborg would butcher you elbows, knees, kicks. Etc. You are a one trick pony who because of size avoids any real competition in the ring.

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@Vada_Fly Everything you said may be true. But Karmelo is still a murderer.

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@nosoupforgeorge Lol... you are the one bringing her up. It's like you are obsessed with her.

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@TheMilkBarTV @RealCandaceO. Read the index card....

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@TheKirkedBears @nosoupforgeorge

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@shelbystardust Why aren't you talking about the violence within their own neighborhoods? You don't really care. You just want attention.

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@LoriBrownFox4 @FOX4 Why aren't you discussing Karmelo's text messages to his girlfriend about wanting to stab someone and lick the blood off the knife?

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@SeeRacists Wait until you hear about the text messages from Karmelo to his gf about stabbing someone and licking the blood off the knife. Fucking 🤡.

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@MbarkCherguia Way Too $hort

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@ZeeToTheHill @scrowder Lol. He is so irrelevant that here you are, talking about him. I've never heard him mention your name. I've only heard your name from Crazy Candace.

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@itsmorganariel We are all still waiting on Candace to provide any evidence for her claims.

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@PBOnPoint @RealCandaceO @juliandorey @buckleycarlson There is a reason why this is the only clip of the debate that Candace supporters are sharing.

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@ramayan_69 Once I saw them wearing those goofy ass hats, I could care less what they think.

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@nosoupforgeorge Fever 9-1 in their l last 10 games. Basketball is a team sport. She is winning.

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@sneako Shut up dork.

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@hovah76 Basketball is a team sport. Fever are 8-2 in their last 10 games. She is a support player and plays her role to perfection. Keep Hating!!

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@SpursReporter Yes, she can hang with the boys. 10-12 year old boys....

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@MrRelatable88 Imagine this being the only moment from the debate that Candace supporters can use. Because she offered nothing but feelings and vibes for the first 2 hours.

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@jimmy_dore @TacticalNewbie1 @RealCandaceO How does him not knowing the charges do anything to provide evidence for any of Candace's claims? There is a reason why this is the only clip you see being shared by her supporters.

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@jasonwhitlock So please explain how this means anything. The debate was on the credibility of the two narratives of who killed Charlie. How does the substantiate or do anything to provide evidence for Candace's claims?