Serenity McWilliams

library worker, amateur mycologist, budding forest hag, and speculative fiction enthusiast. she/her/hers (formerly @ ibsenibsen)

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@BookishJulia I have faith that you, of all people, will be able to realize this dream in waking life.

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@dismal_niche Praise the wily courtesans

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@BookishJulia True&co! (Body lift triangle adjustable strap bra) Buttery soft. They have ones for full cups which are perfect. But I also got a regular cup one at Ross for $5 and it’s fine. I’m 36H and the large full cup is what I buy. They’re all I wore on my recent European adventure.

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@LovelyZena Greetings from Ripley!

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This bottle of Mr Clean has absolutely no business being this radioactively green and having such a wide mouth. 6/10 absurd. Unhinged.

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Bird nests made from anti-bird spikes! 🤯 Even for me as a nest researcher, these are the craziest bird nests I've ever seen. Today my paper came out on this rebellious behaviour. And it's like telling a joke...

A thread. 🧵

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Forget hot girl summer; we’re having hot dog summer.

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it's amazing how big of a mess a 1/2 teaspoon can make if you hit it at the right angle with the faucet

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OMSI says solidarity with sea comrades

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@TotallyTrillian Hahahah! I know. He’s my age.

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The After Party has an amazing cast, but Tiffany Haddish is really carrying this show. 🔥

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@brandontlocke This is exactly what I needed to see today thank you

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My eyes are itchy. Every time: don’t do it. Don’t rub them. Don’t… ahhhhhh it feels so good this is the best thing ever….. the bBURNINGGGGgggg!!!

Whyyyyy.

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@LovelyZena 😂

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imagine never having heard Celine Dion before and then listening to "my heart will go on" for the first time

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I watched Huesera: The Bone Woman on Shudder and I can’t stop thinking about it. I loved it so much.

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90s slasher posters were certainly a vibe

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I forgot that I changed my ringtone, so when the Murder She Wrote theme song started blasting over the car speakers, I was very surprised.