Jordan Bower

I’m Jordan. I sling books for Barnes & Noble. I drum with my homies on the regs. And Mary is 110% the babe. Sup?

[Dr. Jungy Brungen @nazgul_xvx]

Merry Christmas, my present to all of you is Baby Yoda jamming along with Robert Rodrigues

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

I just entered to win a new turntable through @MagnoliaRecord Club! Enter here: https://t.co/JVwGL13RBp Helping a homie. Enter if you’d like!

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

@CowboyxDracula I miss you both!!!!! 😭😭😭

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

Got number 12 today! Feeling Whitney by @PostMalone is a fantastic song. Check it out!

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

@manicinthegrips @traumaxqueensc Dude. Fucking honestly. Pieces of shits are really out here with the disrespect.

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

Happy New Year Biiiiiiitches!!!!!! 🔥💥✨🙌🤘🙏🤙❤️

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!!!! 🎄🎄🎄

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

Yo! Whoever invented Dry Shampoo needs a fuckin Award dude! Super convenient!!! 🤙🤙🤙

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

Yo! To the person that shit in the urinal at B&N today, FUCK YOU!! And yo mom’s a hoe! 🖕🖕🖕

[cowboy @c0wboyb3an]

Whenever I get sad I just think about Stone Cold Steve Austin telling The Rock he's gonna "burn that son of a bitch to the ground" in reference to the SmackDown hotel

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

@CowboyxDracula What in the Hot and Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck?!?!

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

@CowboyxDracula No cap, that’s big sad.

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

*Stares Off At Sunset *Get Low By Lil Jon Intensifies *Tears Roll Down My Cheeks Everything’s all right in the world......

[𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔫𝔦𝔞 @0rnch]

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Bitch, I’m hotter than a pepper, no mint, huh

Big stepper, no stilts, big tilt, uh

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[Chris Fronzak @FRONZ1LLA]

thankful 4 metalcore 🙏🏼

[cowboy @c0wboyb3an]

The next two days are about to kill me fuck working retail. Send me good vibes pls

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

@ethvnlxwis Fuckin same my guy. Sendin hella gods vibes!

[𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔫𝔦𝔞 @0rnch]

stuff it in the cornucopia

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

@CowboyxDracula 😂😂😂 False. Or atleast not the way we prepare it. That shit smacks. But Happy Thanksgiving to you as well. And no, you sir, sucketh my wang!!! 😂😂😂

[Jordan Bower @DoofusXSquared]

If you aren’t neck deep inside a Turkey the night before Thanksgiving, are you really livin?......