Derek Matthew Jambon

Odd enough to draw attention, autistic enough to be unaware. I enjoy analyzing. Movies are great. Video games are fun. Music is therapeutic. Math is essential.

[Derek Matthew Jambon @DoogieJambon]

@CNN This is the most American headline ever.

[T-Bob Hebert @TBob53]

I think we have officially achieved take perfection

This is Mike’s trench run and Stephen A’s brain is the Death Star

Bask in the pure respect oozing out of Master Taker Stephen A as Mike spins his golden yarn

[Taste of Cinema @davidcinema]

What is the best monologue scene you've ever seen in a movie?

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

I’m cranking the Scorpions “Wind of Change” while working out. I may freaking bench 350.

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

In 20 years, people are going to look back at Joe Burrow, Ja'Marr Chase and Justin Jefferson being on the same college team, and wonder how in the hell that happened.

[Derek Matthew Jambon @DoogieJambon]

@jlopez32 New Orleans “glory” ended about 150 years ago. Historical context is not irrelevant. And New Orleans will never, ever have a “perfect” infrastructure. That is literally unattainable and nonsensical. Sure, it can improve. But perfection is not realistic.

[Derek Matthew Jambon @DoogieJambon]

@TBob53 Watching a roux made to the sound of John Williams might as well be porn. #AsGoodAsItGets #CajunLife #DuelOfTheFates

[Derek Matthew Jambon @DoogieJambon]

@CodyWorsham So, what’s the test? What are we testing? Are there any questions?

I think you meant: Blind resume comparison, or something comparable.

Regardless, I’ll take Player 2.

[Southeastern Conference @SEC]

𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐒𝐄𝐂 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

🐅 @LSUfootball

#SECFB

[Derek Matthew Jambon @DoogieJambon]

@barstoolsports @BarstoolCFB @rhoback @highnoonsunsips @nooners @cheezit @ProperWhiskey @Hooters @BFW So, a Mississippi State team with 3 losses and that got beat by George Tech in the Orange Bowl is the 9th best team in the past 21 seasons? And they’re better than the 2008 Florida team that had Tebow and the 2010 Auburn team that had Cam Newton? Got it. Hilarious joke.

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

“I am VENGEANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I AM BATMAN!”

Rest In Peace, Kevin Conroy ❤️

https://t.co/b7BegESoha

[Derek Matthew Jambon @DoogieJambon]

@TBob53 It was visually beautiful though. Can’t deny that they can craft an incredible looking picture while creating an immersive world. And I’m probably too cynical after being exposed to so many of these movies for the past 13 years.

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Can’t be a louder place in American sports, than Baton Rouge, after a TD vs Bama.

[Derek Matthew Jambon @DoogieJambon]

@TBob53 Empire Strikes Back is a cinematic masterpiece. Star Wars is transcendently great. Return of the Jedi is epic and conclusive. The prequels were… fine, serviceable. Andor has been the 2nd best post-George Lucas product, behind Rogue One. But the sequel trilogy is largely trash.

[Derek Matthew Jambon @DoogieJambon]

Prior to the start of the @NFL season, I was hopeful that the @Raiders would be a good team. They are, in fact, not a good team. I was very, very wrong.

[Derek Matthew Jambon @DoogieJambon]

@totalfilm But… wouldn’t that make the car scene during the enchantment under the sea dance way more awkward? I feel like they already pushed some boundaries with that one.

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Guess Brian Kelly can coach a little. Not going to take long for LSU to be a monster again.

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Joe Burrow showed up to today’s game against the Saints wearing Ja’Marr Chase’s jersey from LSU’s National Championship game win that was played in the Superdome 🔥🔥🔥

(🎥: @Bengals)