Doug deGrood

The shyest boy in Mrs. Anderson's Ridgeview Elementary kindergarten class. Currently promoting brands.

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@NFL @Vikings So we’ve had the Miracle at the Met, the Minneapolis Miracle. What do we call this?: a, the Cousins Comeback?b, the Incomparable Comeback c, the Bounceback at the Bank? Feel free to add your own.
#VikingsvsColts

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@nickshirleyy Nick, what day and time of week did you visit these daycares? Just curious.

Also, next video: ask someone at MN DHS (politely!) if it ever occurred to them that it shouldn’t cost $1-3mm a year to run a day care. (AI calculates closer to $500k.)

Thanks!

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@DailyCaller Chris Farley wants his lumbering dufus walk back.

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@robreiner I assume you posted this before the “debate”? Not sure King Solomon could determine the lesser of these two evils.

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@jeffshelman @MinikahdaTurf I’m the Iron Byron of drink testers.

[Kevin Clunis @luckgolfcourse]

Not sure how this will help your golf swing.

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@MinikahdaTurf Oh, trust me. It will!

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

Better late than never. In light of last weekend’s on-course hijinks, I took the liberty of re-designing the WM logo. Just a thought…

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@Mike_Wilken @laz_versalles @CJ_81 @dads___home @thegenesisinv Nobody mentioned, Woodhill the alleged inventors of the Bottleg (not Bootlegger, fyi). Minikahda (my club) also lays claim to the drink’s invention, however, I have it on good authority from Jack Farrell (Haskell’s), that it was indeed invented at Woodhill.

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@PGATUOR Whatever. It’s no longer a golf tournament. Hasn’t been for a while. And maybe that’s okay.

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

⁦@TigerWoods⁩ I got what you need, friend. A “cold shank” calls for an even colder McShank’s. https://t.co/pl5EBQC13v

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@TaylorMadeGolf @TigerWoods @collin_morikawa @TommyFleetwood1 @McIlroyRory @NellyKorda @BrookeHenderson @HullCharley Concept: 4 out of 5 stars. Execution: 1 out of 5 stars.

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@OCCbevcart Your friendly College City rep can satisfy your McShank’s needs!

[Goat Guy @KK97_Stan]

@MeatSauce1 That is genius marketing, never seen this before. Incredible

[Paul Lambert @MeatSauce1]

This stuff wails

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

#PGAandLIV If this means LIV dies (and I’m guessing it does), it’s not all bad. Format is weak. Hard to get over Saudis owning American golf though.

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@JVPehrson @PGA @PGATOUR @GolfChannel @GolfDigest I’d love to see the bar napkin sketch of what this new entity might look like. I’m not sure they even have one. Sounds like a LOA only that PIF will provide capital, drop lawsuit and they’ll figure out format/calendar later.

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@JackPues I’d love to see the bar napkin sketch of what this new entity might look like. I’m not sure they even have one. Sounds like a LOA only that PIF will provide capital, drop lawsuit, and they’ll figure out format/calendar later.

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@laz_versalles LIV never deserved to live in the first place. They added nothing. They satisfied no unmet consumer demand. Team concept was a flop. The cool kids aren’t talking about how awesome the Crushers are. Don’t understand why Jay and PGA couldn’t wait out LIV dying a natural death.

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

#PGAandLIV

Was it really LIV or die for the PGA? LIV never deserved to live in the first place. They added nothing. They satisfied no unmet consumer demand. Team concept was a flop. Ever hear a kid talk about how bad ass the Crushers are? All this to end a lawsuit? Shank.

[Doug deGrood @DoogieMcShank]

@Daniel_Rapaport Good analysis, Dan. But other than ending litigation, why? LIV didn’t/doesn’t need to live. And it would have died a natural death. They added nothing other than teams, and as you’ve already pointed out, total turd. Ever hear a kid talking about how bad ass the Crushers are?