Doogie Schratweiser

Researcher - NBC's Football Night in America. Tweets are my own and do not reflect my employers opinions.

[Doogie Schratweiser @DoogieSchrat]

@praich86 @theStevenRuiz I was making a joke about the madden comment

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Apparently tech companies are hiring seasonal employees now. I just applied for a job at Anthropic titled “Fall Guy”

[Siena @siena_ny]

As the sun rose over the Bells of Remembrance at Siena’s Grotto this morning on 9/11, may we never forget:
• Patrick Danahy '88
• Richard Fraser '90
• Don Kauth '72
• Terence McShane '86
• William Raub '85
• Michael Taddonio '84
• Fr. Mychal Judge, OFM

[joe @spinningjoe]

[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?

[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life

[joe rogan] wow

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.

[Michael Grier @OleGriersy]

Waiting to listen to the Pat McAfee album until I can get to a crowded bar with TouchTunes

[Jamalapeño @hotjamalle]

Once you transition from that fake jumper around the house to a fake golf swing you’re washed

[Northeast Urbanist @skytopjf]

This is the Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote common sense

[Evan Sowards @EvanSowards]

I’m not even joking either. This exact moment.

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

Millennials:

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@LukeMones 5, hundred eels!

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@cream_my_cheese 4 stadiums if you count Rhinegeist

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@Threadscenes That’s an ancient Dwemer Cog. Only Buicks have those.

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@Smith93Jack Locke/Smoke Monster reveal gave me this same reaction

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

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@mikerecine Gianmarcos voicemail is weird, just kept telling me about Cartwheel promotions.

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@SleeperHQ Jonathan Baldwin