Derek DiCicco

[Derek DiCicco @DookiePoopsicle]

At the hospital waiting to have a baby but to be honest what's really freaking me out is this damn clock

[Derek DiCicco @DookiePoopsicle]

When you invite your good friend Hannibal Lector onstage

[Derek DiCicco @DookiePoopsicle]

Photographer: okay coach for this next one act like your future is in question after an improbable 10-7 season

[Derek DiCicco @DookiePoopsicle]

Poppy wishing we celebrated new years several hours ago

[Derek DiCicco @DookiePoopsicle]

@BrettKollmann Is there tho

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

need coffee

[Derek DiCicco @DookiePoopsicle]

85 minutes of pure Christmas cheer

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

caught my foot in a pants pocket and tripped, getting a mild concussion on the jairs

[Derek DiCicco @DookiePoopsicle]

Newest video got 300,000 views in 10 hours. I may make a whole quarter from this one!

[Derek DiCicco @DookiePoopsicle]

I feel like I need to find more dog sitters for the sake of people experiencing this weirdo

[Derek DiCicco @DookiePoopsicle]

Main character: "Will I live to be really old?"

Magic 8 Ball: OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD

MC: *sadly* "Will I live to be 40?"

8B: IT'S DOUBTFUL

MC: *nervously* "Will I survive the night?"

8B: DON'T COUNT ON IT

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mattel is developing movies for Magic 8 Ball and UNO, following the success of ‘Barbie.’

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

need coffee

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

coffee time?

[Derek DiCicco @DookiePoopsicle]

The other day I ate Spaghettios and briefly thought a lego minifigure head got in my sink.

That just cost you one of your limited tweet views.

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

having coffee

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

need coffee

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

haveing coffee

[Derek DiCicco @DookiePoopsicle]

Pretty cool of Rhianna to perform on a Super Smash Bros stage