Jeremy Wilson

just hanging out with my dumb dad :( former stowaway, fabulous stellar citizen, definitely future member of space squad

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

hangin out, blaming farts on that psychotic space-cube

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

Dad seemed impressed with my offer to seduce a fishman sentry and offered me the fishman king’s cape. We’re bonding!

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

Dana Chow did not seem particularly interested in my scandalous tales of interstellar romance. I stole her best cape

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

once I actually find either of them I will give them a serious piece of my mind on galactic television

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

they are DEFINITELY having a sexy affair! This morning I found aloysius’s jacket, badly shredded, outside a conduit access vent. scandalous!

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

didn’t want to say anything until I was certain but my investigations into the disappearance of chalmers and aloysius have yielded new clues

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

it’s a long shot but it just might fix this haircut. also my arms are snails

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

if I could reverse the flow of simulacroid tephra from the tronic atrium it could establish a reliable link with a parallel dimension

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

I keep hearing chalmers voice only it sound like an insect and flows on tendrils from my living tattoo of the seven planes of forgotten time

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

thanks for the sweet haircut dad this is going to go over really well with the gym-pirates

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

chalmers and aloysius still missing! i am beginning to suspect foul play. how dare they go behind my back! going to work out so hard today

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

what a weird hobby

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

checked chalmers’ quarters for clues, all i found was this big dried out human-shaped husk, brittle and transparent under the flourescents

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

has anyone seen aloysius

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

woken by the sound of screeching metal and slobbering breath. cabin door shows marks of an attack. that pudgkins! what a rascal

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

chalmers still missing. when i find him i have some stern words for what a jerk he was earlier! aloysius says i’m over-reacting, the sweetie

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

told dad about the plan uncle kip spacelinked me last night, he seemed pretty hung ho about it. I let him keep the cape

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

hot-pirate aloysius knows some good places to get capes in the scorpion nebula, which is good, because i’m going to have to burn this one

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

or not? he just shambled past the door without even looking at us, like a meat puppet animated by a dark force. what a jerk!!

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

finally, there he is! Chalmers to the rescue!! and he dyed his hair white to match mine what a SWEETHEART