Kolby Allard enjoyer

the greatest left handed reliever of all-time

[Guardians Win Hive @GuardsWinHive]

SURPRISE. IT'S A WINHIVE THREEPEAT 👹 IT'S ALWAYS GODDAMN RAINING IN PHILADELPHIA HOLY HELL. ANUDDER SERIES WIN. KYLE MANZARDO #BEASTMODE PINCH HIT HR AND A TRAVIS BAZZANA PISS NUKE IN THE CITY THAT RAJA BELL BUILT. PITCHING STAFF OF DEMONS WE GOT WICKED CHILLS LFG #GuardsWinHive

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

That’s the first time in franchise history — which dates to 1901 — in which the Guardians won a game 1-0 with the run coming on a pinch-hit home run, per the Elias Sports Bureau.

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

All we needed was a former Twins reliever and we immediately can’t be stopped lol

[Kolby Allard enjoyer @DoomerGuardsFan]

ZARDO!

[michael bode @michaelgbode]

Hey, remember when Cleveland lost two of its most important pitchers to a gambling scandal and fell behind 15.5 games in the second half of the season and it felt like they would never develop good position players and might just blow it all up and start over?

Yeah, me neither.

[Guardians Win Hive @GuardsWinHive]

SORRY FOR THE DELAY. ADMIN HAS A J*B UNLIKE X USER Tom847391748584 BUT WE ARE BACK. THE DETROIT TIGERS HAVE BEEN FOUND UNCONSCIOUS BEHIND THE NORTHFIELD, OHIO CHILI'S. PATRICK BAILEY NUKE LMFAOOOOOOO AND JOSE IS SO BACK. YEAHHHHHHH 🧹🧹🧹 #GuardsWinHive

[Kolby Allard enjoyer @DoomerGuardsFan]

PATTY M’F BARRELS

[Kolby Allard enjoyer @DoomerGuardsFan]

Demons home

[Tim Stebbins @tim_stebbins]

The Guardians have re-signed Kolby Allard to a Minor League deal and assigned him to Columbus.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

The Protégé is coming into his own.

#GuardsBall

[Kolby Allard enjoyer @DoomerGuardsFan]

@tim_stebbins Demon is gone…

[Guardians Win Hive @GuardsWinHive]

OUR CLEVELAND GUARDIANS HAVE RECLAIMED THE OHIO CUP. CHASE DELAUTER. KYLE MAN2ARDO. BRAYAN ROCCHIO. JOSE RAMIREZ. AND THE HOTTEST MAN WALKING THE PLANET ANGEL YMARTINEZ GOES YARD AGAIN. WINHIVE IS BACK AND THE BOYS MARCH INTO SUMMER LFG GUARDS #GuardsWinHive

[Kolby Allard enjoyer @DoomerGuardsFan]

Facing Trump admin Patrick Corbin after a false flag attack, we’re getting no hit today

[Kolby Allard enjoyer @DoomerGuardsFan]

Best record in the AL.

[Kolby Allard enjoyer @DoomerGuardsFan]

We turn every team into a little league team

[Kolby Allard enjoyer @DoomerGuardsFan]

6-4 with a brutal 10 game start to the season, oh and btw Kwan, Manzo, Jose and Cade haven’t looked great yet

This team is special.

[Guardians Win Hive @GuardsWinHive]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE 2026 GUARDSWINHIVE EXPERIENCE. BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL DOWN. GAVIN WILLIAMS? DEMON. CHASE DELAUTER? DEMON. JOSE RAMIREZ? GOAT. WE MISSED YOU ALL BUT YEAH. I'M THINKING WE'RE ALL THE WAY BACK. #GuardsWinHive

[Kolby Allard enjoyer @DoomerGuardsFan]

Manager can just order the grounds crew to come out, dodgers can just do whatever they want

[Kolby Allard enjoyer @DoomerGuardsFan]

So four pitch walk from Ohtani and he gets 2 minutes of rest

[Kolby Allard enjoyer @DoomerGuardsFan]

Do dodger fans stand up every time their team hits a fly ball?