BREAKING: We can confirm the loud noise heard over the UK today was a Eurovision Typhoon fighter jet from the Fast Air Response Team based at #RAFLuton that was scrambled after reports of a man on a motorbike making a non-essential journey on the A40 in Whitechapel #Covid19UK
How I spend the last week in my home town. A bottle of whiskey, a leaky hotel bathroom and as sad excuse for a man but I'm texas bound for a new lease on life. I just gotta read the fine print.