Horkenburger

The burger that horkens. Sparse tweets regarding social commentary and brooding/wordy descriptions of Ravens football

[debo @killmefam]

Jailbroke my granddads pacemaker and his heart exploded

[Horkenburger @Doonlizard]

Simply incredible

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

When your mom takes you to the scary car wash when you're 4 years old

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

When your mom takes you to the scary car wash when you're 4 years old

[jar saint @scadutree]

usurping the fire and becoming the lord of hollows next year

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

These fireworks are not celebratory. I’m shooting them at God

[Rellana's Throne @RellanasThrone]

I've seen enough.
Robert needs to make a Bloodborne movie.

[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I just found out that creating stories in your mind is a disorder, and here I was thinking I have an incredible imagination lmao.

[capital spidey @capitalspidey]

Depression

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

“Maybe you should set realistic expectations for Sony’s State of Play.”

Bloodborne fans for the 11th year in a row:

[Cole Jackson @ColeJacksonFB]

One of the most egregious pass protection reps I’ve ever seen.

Genuinely no idea what the call is. And sadly, the 5 OL don’t even seem to know either.

2 free rushers is insane

[Horkenburger @Doonlizard]

@EdOverRay I always thought he was put in a bad spot based on our team build and coaching last season, but this was honestly surprising

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

@Ba11Hawkins Self explanatory, do you see our draft picks so far🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Osei @n_osei07]

30M linebacker built like Lizzo. It is wicked out here

[Horkenburger @Doonlizard]

@Yuri_Ravens Back when the draft cycle was picking up steam, he was a player I really keyed in on. Haven't watched film (nor would I really know how to assess his play if I did), but his production is undeniable

[Entropic @The_Bizness22]

The fall of the ravens can be traced back to this.

If you can promise me that you will draft surefire hall of famers at non-premium positions to make up the difference, go ahead. The issue is EDC can’t do that. He isn’t Ozzie.

That’s half the issue right there.

[Horkenburger @Doonlizard]

I really hope this isn't going to be a weird 'random numbers generator' draft, but I have my hesitations

[Giana Han @giana_jade]

Ravens GM Eric DeCosta said he feels like the strengths of this draft aligns to the roster's needs, so he's not worried that the "best player available" strategy will conflict with drafting for positional need.