hailey

just me and my upset tummy against the world 😔🤟🏻(they…./them)

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how i look at bro while hes googling the thing i know im right about

[hailey @DoorSquid]

Imagine being the first person to domesticate a dog.. everyone else would be like wtffff

[Cloudy 🌥️ @oncIoud_e]

had a girl sleep over and this is what i woke up to

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: In a surreal and frankly humiliating moment, Donald Trump just fell asleep during his own briefing in Saudi Arabia.

This isn’t jet lag — it’s a walking security risk with a nap schedule.

The man who calls himself “sharp as ever” couldn’t even stay conscious.

[hailey @DoorSquid]

@DRPS whats this about exactly? Maybe tell your friends to chill on their opinions lol

[hailey @DoorSquid]

@shesgotnobones Real af bestie im proud of u

[hailey @DoorSquid]

Hes so large he doesnt need the fanta 😭

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

i can spot the blink patterns and mannerisms of a tweaker trying to act normal from a mile away https://t.co/DQezcxf5ux

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

i was born in the right generation actually cause 50 years ago they would’ve locked my ass in an asylum for being a beautiful horny woman

[jovan @ehjovan]

i finally got a job offer and then they asked if i posted i hate Israel on instagram publicly

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Finally a kid without phone

[hailey @DoorSquid]

He has no conditions that cause this either he literally just loves yapping

[hailey @DoorSquid]

Having to get my 80 year old grandpa an airtag when we go to another country because he wanders too far & talks to strangers for hours & then we cant find him

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

I’m here for this

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

At first I was like yeah!! Kids shouldn’t have to pay for lunch in school then it took a turn