Matt Duscher

swashbuckler, renegade, American badass. I’m a loose cannon and I play by my own set of rules.

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@DynastyJuggFF Without my readers, I don’t know who this is. This happens all the time. Show another clip and make me work for it, and I’ll show you a guy who doesn’t know or care who you’re referring to because it’s too much work.

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@david_parker Northern Minnesota has a bunch of fires causing smoke. Why didn’t Trump’s border patrol (which is much better than Biden’s) stop them before they crossed?

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@CBSMornings You get the lamest music acts. I’m not complaining. It’s funny. Those poser cowboys were so lame! 😛

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@Mollyploofkins What happened in 2024?

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@JohnJamesMI https://t.co/l4ADxDwgGO

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@candyisyummy333 So you don’t want the answer to your question because it doesn’t fit your narrative? Bummer. Obviously Michigan was further away from Canada back then. Continental drift.

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@krassenstein @PghPennStateDad Nice moves! You’re the Bugs Bunny to their Elmer Fudd and they hate you for it.

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@alyankovic Do you have think the reason you can generate rhyming lyrics is because your brain works faster than most others? My theory is that your cognitive response time is unusually fast. You have the quick wit. You respond to questions immediately.

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@KristiNoem You’ve been Trumped! It never works out like they think it’s going to. It always ends in disaster.

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@Hersheys Your products are shit. You’ve cut every corner possible, destroying the quality of your products and the reputation of the Hershey company. There’s no quality control and I suspect the ingredients you use to save money are harmful to human health. #dirty

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@reeses I just heard on the news that the grandson of the inventor of the PB cup accused @Hersheys of using cheap ingredients. That explains why they taste different. Many cups are much smaller as well. Worst of all is the cost. Full size cups are nearly $1 per cup even in bulk.

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@Starburst Have you tried your mini sour fruit chews? They’re impressively bad. Why did you make them? Perhaps you should recall them before they destroy your reputation.

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@reeses @nabisco I’m still looking forward to trying the new Reese’s Oreo cookies. I haven’t been able to find them anywhere, but this is my week. Things are going to change. I can feel it. Too bad that you dreamcrushers didn’t make enough cookies for everyone. #cookiemonsters

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@Stranger_Things sucks for three reasons…
1. It started off great , and fell apart. It’s still good, but just ok.
2. It’s lost the nostalgic 80’s feel.
3. I’ll tell you half of the reason in the summer of 26’, and the second half around Christmas/New Years 28’.

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@nabisco @reeses Dynamite marketing strategy for the new Reese’s Oreo cookies. You’ve created so much demand that they’re selling on ebay for $20 a pack. Unfortunately, due to lack of supply, I can’t find them anywhere. You could’ve sold some cookies and made money?What happened?

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@SleeperHQ I don’t like the way you do business. I deposited $100 to play in a league, but they use cash for league dues so I can’t transfer it, and now the money is stuck there. The right thing to do would be to give me back the money, but it seems you’d prefer to keep it.

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@nabisco @reeses I still haven’t been able to try the new Reese’s Oreo cookies. I can’t find them anywhere in my area of Minneapolis. Yesterday I ate a peanut butter cup and an Oreo at the same time to try to replicate what the flavor could be. I’m getting desperate here.

[Matt Duscher @DooshDuscher]

@Popeyes Why is your chicken so weird? Do you use disabled chickens?

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@ick_real Thrillie Jean

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@politvidchannel Trump is probs fine with that.