Dopamine Driven

PhD in Quantum Entanglement (a while ago). Been a quant dev in finance since then

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

"Pump & Dumping for Dummies":

1) Find a bankrupt penny stock, with a market cap of just a few million and buy lots of those crappy shares

2) Gather your team of social media influencers to start praising this stock 24/7

4) After the price 🚀 -> take profits and pity the fool

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@ierrejon Errejon, ángel de amor... No te das cuenta de que si le pones un límite al salario de Benzema vas a recaudar mucho menos por IRPF?? No querrías decir tal vez que había que subirles el IRPF al 90%?

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@elonmusk Does it mean there is a celestial within the Earth?

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Finally!! @MrZackMorris has been prosecuted by the SEC!!

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@DrkKn1ght1 Finally! Justice is slow, but works

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

Wtf @MrZackMorris deleted his account. Anyone knows why?

P.S. Now that he is gone I feel empty inside

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@KwasiKwarteng Don't leave! We need you!

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@from1to2000000 @ScorpionFund I lost the habit of writing on Twitter (specially when half of the accounts I followed were banned during "The Great Ban of 2021". Now I just enter occasionally to check what @elonmusk is posting

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

About @ScorpionFund "report" about $IONQ, it is borderline ridiculous. I already posted a tutorial on how to use oneself in AWS IONQs 32 qbit quantum computers. The fact that they say that those computers do not exist is hilarious

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@Jthmeow @elonmusk So with 7 children Elon's footprint is x49?

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@elonmusk @teslaownersSV @Twitter My 2 cents algo in pseudocode:

1- Generate a random string of 3 alpha chars (space separated)
2- Put the resulting string in the search box
3- Pick the rand%10 user suggestion and inspect it
4- Iterate these 4 steps 100 times (can do it programmatically using the Twitter API)

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@yodominguez No me puedo creer que tres juezas mujeres te hayan encontrado culpable de atacar el Derecho al Honor! Asco de Justicia Patriarcal!

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@StevenCooko @ScorpionFund Need to clarify that I didn't run any "check if the underlying has 32Qbit" test. I just ran my algos for portfolio optimization (a financial use case for QCs). I also ran them with different algos for DWave as well

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@StevenCooko @ScorpionFund Well, I haven't run anything in the last 3-4 months, but if you are interested I can check my old AWS bills. Is that relevant that the service is charged now? (in any case it is charged per second of computation, and it was quite cheap)

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@StevenCooko @ScorpionFund Yes, and for you not to believe me or @ScorpionFund fraudsters blindly -> I recommend to log into AWS (again, it's free) and run some of the sample algos they have (like quantum TicTacToe, or factoring an integer). A 32 qbit computer is exponentially faster than a 11qbit one

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@StevenCooko @ScorpionFund Simply create a free AWS account -> go to "Bracket" and choose IONQ computer -> you can use it for free!

https://t.co/ZHLasXmRvQ

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@elonmusk I would say the extreme 5% instead. A round 2 sigma calms down my OCD

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@wallstreetminxx If 1% of your followers are ultimate a**holes, it means you got 400 bombarding your inbox

[Joma Tech @jomatech]

what crypto/NFT traders are really like

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This creative masterpiece is so f*cking good that should have its own gallery in @MuseeLouvre

[Joma Tech @jomatech]

this is what crypto traders think they're like

[Dopamine Driven @DopamineDriven]

@legendisarmani Child birth is WAY more painful that a kick in the balls (is like a kick in the ball every minute for a few hours)