TheStraightDopeASMR

Soooon:

Munchies Mondays, Talkative/Tapping Tuesdays, & Fun Facts Fridays!

*Disclaimer: I am a registered medical cannabis patient.

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[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

You do you, but I don't want any of those kinds of invites anymore. Just FYI.

[ASMRBilingue @AsmrBilingue]

For the record, I am very much NOT into the erotic side of ASMR. No, thank you, please.

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@BeyondAPearl I didn't know that was only a thing here. Makes sense, though. In that America does a lot of bizarre crap.

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@DT_NerdyGeek @okeebzo Can I just say, using a GIF of Ryan from The Office is absolutely perfect? It works on every level. Because his girlfriend was Kelly, and that was literally her go-to attention grabbing method.

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@BellezaGeezy @UnicornyLithia @okeebzo @_themodernmom_ @LethxlsGaming

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@gurnathron @okeebzo I tell her she needs a restaurant.

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@gurnathron @okeebzo My mom's pancakes are crispy around the edges and fluffy in the middle. They're spectacular. She's done all kinds of flavors, but the most requested are her pancakes that TASTE *exactly* like french toast! They're my favorite. It's literally like a pancake - french toast hybrid.

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@okeebzo Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@okeebzo Girl Meets @willfriedle. Or as he put it, "Hi- I'm not David Tennant".

No, sir, you are not. You're Mr. Squirrels, dammit. And that's exactly who I wanted to see.

But seriously, REALLY nice guy! And the scene with Eric in the couch and inside the American Gothic painting? 🤣

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@okeebzo I was probably born centuries too soon.

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@moua_chris @evanrachelwood No problem.

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@okeebzo That is my FAVORITE!!

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@forsale1818

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@ExploringASMR I had a similar idea! I love it! You just inspired me to go with what I had in mind. I find the entire process of making cookies to be very therapeutic. I'm gonna do a video of kneading the dough, because that's the part that relaxes me most. 😄

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@DaRealAc24 @ShadowHeartedly @okeebzo I'm telling my very real boyfriend, George Glass, that you were mean to me! 😅

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@ShadowHeartedly @DaRealAc24 @okeebzo

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@ShadowHeartedly @DaRealAc24 @okeebzo Crybaby, tho. 😭

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@ShadowHeartedly @DaRealAc24 @okeebzo Yeah, I just really wanted to use that Legally Blonde GIF lol!

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

@DaRealAc24 @okeebzo Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy.

[TheStraightDopeASMR @DopeAsmr]

I think I might have to check myself into the hospital today for lack of sleep. It's been, like, five days. I can't function anymore. I am all kinds of disoriented and ill. What can they even do for me at the ER? I imagine there must be something to treat my symptoms.