lagosbreed

Personal hypeman • Anatomist •Biochemist • Manchester United ❤•personal blogger

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

FINALLY!!! A politician in touch with reality. She will ask for bread and get Bakery.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

The APC Gubernatorial candidate for Lagos said if you are 22 years old earning 100,000 per month, you should be staying in your father’s house. You have no right to rent your own place.

Elections can make or mar you. Take them seriously.

[Blairvic @blairvic02]

Judge: “Why did you stop paying child support?”

Father: “Because I haven’t seen my children in eight months.”

Judge: “How much were you ordered to pay?”

Father: “$1,125 a month. That’s $9,000 I stopped paying.”

Judge: “And you decided to stop paying because you weren’t getting your visitation?”

Father: “Yes, Your Honor. I kept showing up. I kept texting. I kept asking when I could see them. Every time, there was another excuse.”

Mother: “That is not true.”

Father: “Then explain the 23 unanswered messages.”

Mother: “I never told him he couldn’t see them.”

Father: “You canceled six pickup dates.”

Judge: “Enough. I’m not going to decide the visitation dispute during a child-support hearing.”

Father: “But Your Honor, what was I supposed to do? Keep sending money while being treated like I don’t have children?”

Judge: “Yes. You were supposed to keep paying.”

Father: “Even if she was violating the parenting agreement?”

Judge: “Yes. Child support and parenting time are separate legal obligations.”

Father: “So I have no way to make her follow the schedule?”

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 @tunnarmcniarr]

Michael Carrick to the Fletcher twins after INEOS signed him a proper DM

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

“There’s this player, he only wants Manchester United”

INEOS:

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Olamide’s core 😂😂

[Snr..🧸 @vinicius_snrr]

i find this video hard to believe sometimes😂

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

Throwback to when Governor Adeleke finished Governor Okpebholo 🤣

This will forever be funny

[🎬 JoelthegreatHQ @Joel_Szn]

There’s a reason Cersei was so entertaining to watch: she could turn an ordinary conversation into a battle for dominance.

And Lena Headey clearly understood that.

What makes this interview work isn’t just the insults. It’s the confidence behind them—the pauses, the stare, the way she delivers every line like Jimmy has somehow already lost.

For a character like Cersei, the words were never really the weapon. It was the certainty that she was the most dangerous person in the room.

Watching Lena switch into that mindset for a joke makes you appreciate just how much of Cersei’s presence came from her performance.

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

There’s a DJ in front of my house, playing Wasiu Ayinde with party speaker.

It is 7:50am.

I’m very sure he’s a useless guy because I used blast Saint Janet on my speaker by 5am in uni and I was very useless then, so I know.

[ELENIYAN @OtunbaBillz]

FalzTheBahdGuy really came up with a track name Bad Baddo Baddest, then went ahead to feature Baddo and Baddest on it.

Nobody is touching that 🔝

[realaadil @AadilAnsari06]

This is why Game of Thrones will always be legendary. 🔥🐉
One scene. Pure chaos. Absolute cinema.
GOT was simply on another level.
#GameOfThrones #GOT #HouseOfTheDragon #HBO #EpicScene #Legendary #Viral #HOTD

[Ogechukwu OnyeLife💯 @kingsleynovich]

If you like, miss your company staff bus by 5am because you dey exfoliate.

[Trash boat⛵️😋 @chibuikssss]

Rhaenyra knew her succession would be challenged and she now went on to have not one but three bastards. Unserious human being #hotd

[lagosbreed @Dopesleeky]

@ChibuaE @FabrizioRomano 1

[Spizzy the Sauce God @Drspizzy]

Maybe the grownups weren’t lying. I tend to like the kids who greet better than those who don’t. I can’t believe I’m actually saying this 😂

[Jerryclef Adam @JerryclefAdam]

No Dea invite people like this to event Bro😂😂

[lagosbreed @Dopesleeky]

@UniquEunice6 Just one bruno Fernandes pass

[superdad @udysznx]

bro, i no even do matriculation, convocation, pen day, jersey day or whatever for school

i just go university, hustle my way out💔💔

[f☻sa @e_fosa08]

Laena and Daemon soaring through the skies of Pentos on Vhagar and Caraxes. One of the most breathtaking dragon-riding moments in House of the Dragon.