Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷

Popularist, functioning alcoholic, one time friend of Piers Morgan and host of plankety plank with a listening increase of 100% Book out Spring 2026 parody

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

Stay tuned darlings my book will be out in Spring 2026 once I convince someone mad enough to publish it.

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

Do you know what a flesh light is @themmagraham ? I’m unsure.

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

As I predicted. Torys are crumbling and only Labour can save us now

[Robert Callaghan @bobocop_6]

@DopeyGraham O’Sullivan is sat in the corner crying because you’ve ditched him for feltz you bad bad biff dopey.

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

It’s killing me not being able to get into drunken late night slagging matches during this 12 days of mourning. Strict instructions from HQ

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

Double jabbed no doubt 🙄

[Mail+ @DailyMailUK]

Rishi Sunak v Liz Truss debate goes OFF AIR after TalkTV presenter Kate McCann collapses live on stage https://t.co/XcznuKEmSQ

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

Is this the “woman and children” supposedly fleeing war torn country’s we keep hearing about. Looking pretty healthy and fine to me. When will this stop. WE ARE FULL GO HOME @ukhomeoffice @pritipatel @DPJHodges @ClarkeMicah

[Watford Football Club @WatfordFC]

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[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

@TVKev Stop tweeting matey, im still trying to save your career

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

As I predicted

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Rwanda deportation plan: First flight can go ahead, High Court rules https://t.co/fVpdhg9thz

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

@rimbot3000 New labour was a disaster matey, face it.

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

Boris has the full support of the worlds fastest growing mid morning, tv show, filmed in a radio studio.

[Tim Mitchell @timmitchell37]

⁦@DopeyGraham⁩ glad that you’ve tidied yourself up for your interview with Myrie but I think your defence of Putin is a bit much.

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

What better way to spend your Saturday night than watching me and @TVKev rage war on the woke, The Dutches of Netflix and of course folk working from home. 7pm don’t miss it !

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

Don’t worry @TVKev I’ll keep a wage coming in for you. Join me and my Fleet Street mate for some old Fleet Street tales and putting the world to rights. Warning the woke may be triggered. Saturday night be there!

[King_Truman @gavin_arthur]

@DopeyGraham

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Amazing how people are experts in photos and what they show. I’ve been doing this editing lark a long time. Don’t make yourselves look daft people. It’s clear what’s going on here

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

I will be on Talk TV. I am a somebody !!

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

I am a somebody

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

Spending some quality time with the mother of my children and ziggy

[Joe Fagan @85ryecroft]

@DopeyGraham Where u been mate ? Growing concrete?

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

My audience are conspiracy wing nuts. Who would of thought it.

[Dopey Graham 🇬🇧 🍷 @DopeyGraham]

You have no idea. I have intimate knowledge of all of that. Never assume what I know, who I know and where I’ve been please. All my judgements are made because of it. I’m not ever a talking head. Don’t insult me.