Mehmet Uzuntiryaki

Nicht von dieser Welt. SENIOR Nerd.

[Ruprecht Polenz🇪🇺 @polenz_r]

Die AfD tobt über diese Broschüre der CDU und Nius ist außer sich. Hier geht‘s zum Download 👉

https://t.co/lby8FUr14o

[Littlewisehen @littlewisehen]

Fundsache zum Thema 🚗

... kann das Geflenne wegen den Spritpreisen nicht mehr hören...

...hier mal echte Probleme aus anderen Foren...

*Lamborghini Forum*:

Windgeräusche bei

350 km/h, ich weiß nicht mehr weiter,

wer kann helfen?

*Ferrari Forum*:

Ab 16.000 U/min ist es

doch recht laut im Innenraum!

*Audi A8 Forum*:

Wo kann ich meine Rolex

reparieren lassen?

*Volvo 850 Forum*:

Bei 400.000 km erster Zahnriemen gerissen, Garantiefall?

*Fiat Forum*:

Hallo? Niemand hier?

*Opel-Forum*:

Ich kann nachts nicht schlafen,mein Opel rostet so laut.

*Mercedes C-Klasse Forum*:

Mein Mercedes ist Sonntag beim Brötchen

holen nass geworden - Werkstatt oder Presse; was tun?

*MX-5 Forum*:

So ein Hinterwäldler in

seinem Defender ist mir über's Auto

gefahren.

*Landrover Defender Forum*:

Mir klemmt ein

MX-5 unterm Chassis. Wie kriege ich den

wieder raus?

*Renault Forum*:

Verkaufe Monatskarte -

Auto früher als erwartet aus Werkstatt

zurück.

*Bentley Forum*:

Ich habe heute den

Aschenbecher benutzt. Wie ersetze ich

ihn?

*Porsche-Cayenne V8 Forum*:

Verbrauch unter 40L/100km - Motorschaden?

*Smart Forum*:

Rasenmähermotor eingebaut,

Endlich mehr Leistung!

*VW Bora Forum*:

Ich bin sauer! Jeder

hält das für einen Golf mit Rucksack.

*Viper-Forum*:

Smart im Ansaugtrakt! Wie

kriege ich den da wieder raus?

*BMW 3er E36-Forum*:

Wo gibt beste fett

krass Döner in Stadt?

*Hummer Forum*:

Hab' mir heute die

Stoßstange verbogen. 24 Verletzte, 10

Tote. Muss ich den schwarzen Lack

unbedingt beim Händler kaufen??

Er ist 25 Kilometer entfernt, das

macht 35 Euro Spritkosten!

*Honda Civic CRX-Forum*:

Der Hund meines

Nachbarn schläft in meinem Auspuffrohr,

kann ich trotzdem starten??

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝

I’ve learned two things:

Never waste a good cigar.
Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

[Dwight’s World @Creed_Thoughts2]

This short they released after The Office ended was one of the most incredible things to watch

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Joke of the day: the head of the U.S. Cybersecurity Agency leaked internal documents into ChatGPT — now they’re accessible to everyone

According to Politico, acting head of the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) Madhu Gottumukkala uploaded internal files into the public version of ChatGPT “for work purposes.”

The documents were not classified, but were marked “For Official Use Only.” As a result, CISA contracts, cybersecurity materials, and other sensitive documents were exposed.

The irony: Gottumukkala had previously failed a polygraph test — one he personally pushed to introduce. In the end, rank-and-file employees were suspended, not him.

[yolanda schultes @yolandaschultes]

Kopie
Über 1.000 tote Bergfinken sammelte das Green Balkans Wildlife Rescue Center am Neujahrstag 2025 und dem Tag danach am Rand der bulgarischen Stadt Koprivshtitsa auf. Nach der Autopsie der toten Finken, die in der Ambulanz des Rettungszentrums durchgeführt wurde, sind sich alle Veterinärspezialisten des Zentrums einig, dass es sich um einen stressbedingten Tod handelte. Dies bewiesen die massiven Blutungen in der Bauchhöhle und an den Schädeln der Vögel.
Wir von Wildtierschutz Deutschland wollen uns weiterhin dafür einsetzen, dass privates Feuerwerk - wie in den Niederlanden ab dem nächsten Jahr gänzlich verboten wird: Jetzt unsere Petition zeichnen https://t.co/H1Yo1Gr7gg
WANN HÖRT DAS ENDLICH AUF????!!!!
KNALLVERBOT SILVESTER!!!
WIR BRAUCHEN KEINE GEISTER VERTREIBEN!!!!

[Jani Michael @JaniMichael5]

Noch mal zur Erinnerung:☝️ DAS sind die Leute, mit denen ihr in den sozialen Netzwerken in den Kommentaren streitet und eure wertvolle Zeit verschwendet ...🤡🥳‼️

[stecki 2.0😾📯🏳️‍🌈 @stecki_2_0]

🤣

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

Russian retired general Leonid Ivashov, after watching Putin’s New Year address, demonstrated a clear understanding of what is happening in Russia:
“Listen, I am a professor, a general, and a geopolitical researcher with decades of experience. I watched this four-hour show and saw neither a leader, nor a commander, nor a defender of the people. I saw only a man living in a fairy tale, while the rest of the country is trying to survive on 16,000 rubles a month.”
Ivashov opposed the idea of invading Ukraine from the very beginning, and in this interview he once again emphasized his disagreement with what is happening in his country. Here are some of his other notable statements:
“Even before the so-called ‘special military operation,’ I warned about the consequences. The last four years have proven the correctness and seriousness of those assessments.”
“We have not achieved a single success at the tactical or operational level, and at the strategic level we have suffered defeat on ALL fronts.”
“All branches of industry have been destroyed.”
“Science is in a critical condition, and education has completely collapsed.”
“Rising prices are an alarming signal: the Russian people are becoming poorer and poorer.”
“Healthcare is in ruins. All regions are cutting spending on medicine.”
“The quality of food is deteriorating; palm oil is everywhere; food in Russia is becoming toxic.”
“The only area in which Russia is a ‘leader’ in the world is demographic indicators. We are the leading nation in the rate of DISAPPEARANCE. Even without the war — and the war only accelerates the rapid decline in the number of men.”
“We are left only with such allies as North Korea and Belarus, but they cannot help us: they can only siphon off our finances — and our finances are being exhausted…”
“I worked with the Chinese for many years, and China is not our ally; that is an invention and propaganda of the Kremlin.”
“A strategic failure (in the war with Ukraine) could very well lead to the collapse of Russia.”

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Ben Stiller's DIE HARD parody from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) 😂 so good

[Base4ever @Base4ever]

Das ist genial 😂👏🏻
#KevinAlleinZuHaus - Uncut 😂
Auf Saturday Night Live ist verlass!

[Movies Scenes 🎫 @SceneinCinema]

The alternate ending of I Am Legend (2007) on DVD changes everything.

The Darkseekers aren’t monsters — they’re intelligent, emotional, organized. The alpha isn’t attacking to kill Neville, but to save his partner.

In that moment, Neville (Will Smith) realizes they feel love, pain, and loyalty. It aligns with the novel’s idea that Neville is the monster to them, not the hero of the theatrical ending.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say. https://t.co/k0K88D23Tt

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: Trump just said that CNN's leaders are either corrupt or incompetent and "should not be allowed to operate" and should be sold, and he will likely be involved in the decision.

This is the blueprint for American fascism in real time.

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

ICE detain U.S. citizen for "looking" Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.

Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.

Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.

Only after fingerprinting him at the detention facility in Fort Snelling did someone check his ID.

The incident occurred at the Cedar-Riverside neighborhood in Minneapolis. #DemsUnited

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Veteran detained by ICE: I identified myself as a US citizen and a veteran, but that didn't matter. Agents smashed my window, sprayed tear gas and pepper spray into my car, dragged me out. Even after I complied, I was taken to a detention center and held for 3 days without charges. No phone call, no lawyer, no medical care, even though my skin burned from the chemicals.

[UAVoyager🇺🇦 @NAFOvoyager]

Today at the European Parliament, people couldn’t hold back tears as 11-year-old Roman Oleksiv described surviving russia’s July 14, 2022 strike on Vinnytsia.

russia destroys children.
Ukrainian kids are forced to inspire an indifferent world instead of simply living.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MASSIVE BREAKING: Trump threatens new International Court sanctions unless the court pledges not to prosecute him.

This is how you know Trump knows he's committing War Crimes...