These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.
@benjanun_s I read it maybe... 25 years ago? And from vague memory it was something about.... meat resurrected, desire resurrected... if you're generous maybe some antisocial revenge against the world. It tasted real wrong then and no better now - and no amount of toothpaste has removed it.
We all know about carcinization: shelled creatures with many legs tend to evolve into crabs.
But have you heard of mustelification?
It's a phenomenon where carnivorans develop slender bodies, short legs and small triangular heads.
In other words, they evolve into weasels.
@zarawesome I had a ThinkPad 13 years ago and I still think of it fondly. Bulletproof (I assume) - grimly loyal and faithful. Like an adopted street dog. Future machines live in its shadow. Light-up keyboards? ThinkPad cares not for this.
Republicans are getting very upset people keep retweeting this ad so I figured I would post for any of you who haven’t seen it yet and then I am going to retweet myself tonight.
the shark tracking app really is just people heaping praise and encouragement on the sharks and honestly it has been a positive influence in my life this week
i've been working on a peaceful little exploration game about hiking up a mountain and flying down from the top
and...
it's going to be April's Humble Original!! :O
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@greenvale Whoa. That’s a real time capsule there. The poetic thing to do would be to take it to Sotherby’s and then remotely wipe it after sale. That’s what I hear the cool kids do now ;)