Maddie Gartrell

Stand-up Comedian performing nationwide at comedy clubs, fundraisers, churches, colleges, christmas parties and more....

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@_TheMotivator yeah same for today, it's supposed to be Stewie hot this week.

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Charlotte Cushman~ To try to be better is to be better.

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The truly important things in life - love, beauty, and one's own uniqueness - are constantly being overlooked. -Pablo Casals

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Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. -Richard C. Cushing

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Arab-speaking Proverb~ Dwell with each other like brothers in addition to do business like strangers.

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A new kitten possesses much more our bones than a hooman; hoomans have 206, but the kitten possesses 230.

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I hate when people talk to me like I'm stupid . that will get you carried . quick .

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the may to win is vital, but the particular will to get ready is crucial.

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elf absolutely no. 1: what would santa claus shout in order to his / her toys and games in xmas event? elf absolutely no. 3: okay anyone, be

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Where there's no might there's no right. - Portuguese Proverb

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stripping in mcdonalds...

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An excuse is worse than a lie, for an excuse is a lie, guarded. -Alexander Pope

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@GrahamBunn @jp_rosenbaum nice pickup but we need a really strong safety!

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A happy family is but an earlier heaven. -Sir John Bowring

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That picture didnt do me justice

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erma bombeck~ it is quick getting close to the point where i dont wish to choose any person dumb plenty of for you to would like the task.

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Japanese Proverb~ Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.

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Step by step one goes to Rome. - Italian Proverb

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Kittens and cats eat turf to help you their own digestion of food and to guide them eliminate almost any pelt within their stomachs.