amber whittaker

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

I might flirt but I know exactly what I want

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

I like to stop the microwave with 0:01 to go. Makes me feel like I'm defusing a bomb and saving lives.

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

I hate when niggas stay saying like "free booboo" & booboo done shot 12 people raped 7 women & stole 9 kids, no nigga keep booboo ass!

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

Girls on Periods: I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. Youre cute. Fuck off. Fuck that. Fuck this.

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

ALL THESE SUMMER HOES TRYNA BE WINTER WIVES

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

Oh, so you can tweet but you can?t reply to my text message?

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. Get it right.

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

Every girl knows that one annoying guy whos constantly asking "So when we gone chill?"

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

#IAdmitThat I'm waiting for something that probably wont happen.

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

Smile at the bitches who hate you.

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

Giving your best friend 'the look' when someone is being annoying as hell.

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

Don't get in a relationship if you still love your ex

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

*spank*. DIDN'T .*spank*. I .*spank* TELL .*spank*. YOU .*spank*. TO .*spank*. clean .*spank* UP? Move ya hand! ...MOVE YA HAND!

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

*eating in public* : Eats normal / politely. *eating at home* : THESEEE NIGGAS CAN'T HOLD ME BACKKKKKK!

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

Hoes be sending themselves text messages in front of people, acting like they got groupies.. Bitch Please!

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

To my Ex ====> ?�?(?????�?

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

1 loyal girl > 1OO hoes

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

"I wanna fuck you so bad right now." "What..?" "Oh, damn autocorrect, I meant hey."

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

You a hoe if you crying because yo ass pregnant. It was all smiles while you was riding that dick bitch.

[amber whittaker @Doreenkk88]

How do you photoshop yourself and still be ugly? That's like cheating on test and still failing... Be ashamed bitch!