Queen D🍑

90% dad jokes 10% self hatred jokes 0% funny

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

The anxiety I feel every damn day after work is killing me at this point

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

& I’ve been trying to find a reason to get up…I’ve been trying to find a reason for all this stuff.

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

He’s blocked, so 🤷🏽‍♀️

[star 💫 @stxrinsky]

Go

[trish @ultragloss]

when im 26 ill be an OLD HAG but when im 30 ill be sooo young/fresh/alive/just starting out my life do u know what i mean

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

I’ll probs kms if I don’t get Lauryn Hill tickets

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

This app is so whack now honestly why am I seeing so many tweets from everyone but the people I follow

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

Just get married already I stg

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

jeff really posted this on his snapchat story like he isn’t SO IN LOVE WITH ME.

you flew to NEW HAVEN CONNECTICUT TO SEE ME????? YOU KISSED ME??????

we may be fighting. stay tuned.

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

Not a musical then?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Florence Pugh is reportedly Disney’s top choice to play Rapunzel in the rumored live-action adaptation of 'Tangled.'

🔗: https://t.co/ynBEeA9oTq

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

Fine line 🥹
I cry every time

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

Can you imagine having so much money that you fuck w innocent peasants by changing their favorite app’s name and only allowing them to read 300 posts a a day instead of just starting your own social platform?

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

My step son calls my parents Gammie and Grandpa 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

I love him so much omg

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

Someone tell my ex to stop messaging me bc it’s been 5 years and I’ve been with someone else this whole time and like pretending I never even dated him to begin w

[iyosias @iloveiyosias]

“i can’t believe twitter is free” you won

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

@bbygouda ...??? I know a drug addict that used to donate blood plasma but you can’t donate eggs unless you’re a size 2????

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

What do I say to my 13 y/o sister who is struggling w self harm, depression, and recently was a victim of grooming. A 13 y/o who is still convinced that gross ass man loves her MORE than we do?

What do I do. I genuinely don’t know how to help her.

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

My baby brother is better than me in literally every way possible & it half way breaks my heart but I’m so fuckin proud of him🥺
I feel like I’ve done nothing but struggle and he’ll never have to do that.

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

I’ll literally spend everyday for the rest of my life miserable bc I can’t grow the balls to leave you

[Queen D🍑 @Dori_Mariee]

Something ab y’all paying 15 bucks for a blue check when you have 400 followers make my teeth hurt 😂

Verified cringe-artist.