Imagine being a man and saying “let’s go drink margaritas on a Friday night instead of watching Duke vs St. John’s and UConn Michigan state”.
I don’t want to be friends with those people. #ball#feltoncaughtit
Just found out the most recent ex wife has been shagging with my buddy on and off for years now. She told me he pleases her in ways I never could, and she can’t sit right for days after she visits him.
Brisket and Mac n Cheese.
BREAKING: I will be decommitting from love and relationships and will be taking my talents to drinking. I’d like to thank all the men and women who have helped me realize this is the best path for me
#gobeer#committed
Here is a list of things I despise:
West Virginia
Megan Rapinoe
Amy Schumer
Lacrosse kids
Musicals
Kristen Bell
Furries
The NBA
Vapes
Ohio State
The liberal agenda