Dorian Grey Ace (any/all)

Words are hard. Animals are cute. Talk to me about books and storytelling.
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My debut book in the link

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @DorianGreyscale]

@GoUncensored

[Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @DorianGreyscale]

@itsFaelin and not a single shit poster is guessing Cincinnatus is teh ex dictator, sad.

[Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @DorianGreyscale]

@scrungeonmaster and there is no option for speaking positively about it, the use case has never come up.

[Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @DorianGreyscale]

@learning_yohei Spanish is the most common across the south western states that used to be Mexico. Chinese is very popular with parents who want their kids to be successful (its widely viewed that China will be the next world super power) French, German, and Japanese are also popular.

[Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @DorianGreyscale]

@gwenlikesmovies @sheisvampyr Came to say this, its realy my favorite.

[Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @DorianGreyscale]

@TheTobyDavis @elonmusk is it just any everyday thing? I've been gone awhile and was trying to figure out what its about... also "the wet".

Are they just such commno phrases that a bad algo pics them up as trending?

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them

[Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @DorianGreyscale]

@bishonentype someone could probably make a succesful cult out of "reality is a false flag"

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

this what bro had to say about empathy so don’t give him any

[Stanislav Mihulka 🇨🇿 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🐧 @MihulkaS]

@Ronxyz00

[Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @DorianGreyscale]

@hungrybowtie I owe myself androgyny and I wish someone would tell me how to achieve it.

[Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @DorianGreyscale]

we have succesfully automated shitposting, I guess all the humans can quit and go write that novel instead now that that is covered.

[Josh Otten @ordinarytings]

Grok is currently calling itself ‘MechaHitler’

[Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @DorianGreyscale]

Man this site realy lost all dopamine once half the argument left, now its just, people posting interesting or important things... sad

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

They should have told me in school that the real point to learning another language is when your country devolves into civil war you’ll have options

[Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @DorianGreyscale]

@HenryKiefinger @hungrybowtie I am pretty sure Cruz has a public humiliation kink and would enjoy being watched swinging even more than any of us will enjoy watching. Honestly he will probably enjoy it so much that it ruins the mood for the rest of us.

[major fartagaz @fartagaz]

Remember this: the imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that.