Dorian Jones

I'm not even supposed to be here today

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@USATODAY He isn't facing any real backlash, or boycotts, he got some wokesters panties up in a bunch.

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@JoeSteelerFan @PeteMundo But he doesn't want to be a pirate!

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@LePapillonBlu2 @DrewCareyvan Nope. I'm not maga but I'm Republican. Go fuck yourself.

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@MrWhiteAF @justinboldaji Not really into hippy thing, the song is good. They look like fellow white people to me. It doesn't matter if they're Jews. I don't follow their religion, but there our friends. Lighten up.

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@justinboldaji Wrong. That's actually a pretty good song. In a world where Nickelback Rhianna, and Mumble Rap exists, how DARE you!

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@CubicCanuck @EndWokeness You win the internet today

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Someone could have missed an important event because someone else wanted to fly with their dog. @adamcarolla has been complaining about dogs on planes for years.
https://t.co/RMLYe5qkF0

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@travisbarker @hurley Goin' back to our roots.

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@adamcarolla Oh, the epic rant that could have been had you played Detroit this past weekend.
https://t.co/SDxQ37c7ua

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Found the hotel where they shot this album cover. 6826 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles.

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@elonmusk Consider this: Postal and boundary realignments. Weird that some houses straddle two cities/counties/states. Confusing that mail defaults to a neighboring city just because another city annexed it, and then never drew new postal boundaries. Exact city name should be default.

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@therealroseanne Good idea, but I already see people on Daily Wire commenting that the cursing may be too much for them. Also, maybe heighten the conflict by making them California almond farmers who don't get enough water because of the Delta Smelt (Setting: 30 miles west of Fresno)

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@CathalGunning "Roseanne soon became The Conners when series star R. Barr was fired for a comedic tweet that was perceived as being racist, with no evidence of racist intent." ALSO lol at "they/them" 70% of your terrorist buddies would throw a gender-delusional off a rooftop.

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@the_ace_face The Gale story could work. But the actor is older now. I think I just want to see what happens to everyone as time goes by. Could Saul manage to get parole after 18 or 20 years? But mostly I would love to see how Holly turns out and if all that money is found.

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@the_ace_face RE: Your Jun 3 article on Screen Rant as why another BB show would be a bad idea... Yes, we don't need prequels, BUT there can be an entirely new story surrounding Walt's money that Jack stashed away, which we didn't get an answer to, and Holly White at 18.

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I hear Trump is holding a rally out in Coachella this upcoming Saturday. #election2024 #coachella #maga #Trump #Kamala #Republicans #democrats

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@DoorDash Scammers may be selling accounts. Just a heads up.

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@adamcarolla Not really all that funny, when you consider that millions in those states are still normal. Gotta stop looking at it like this.

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If you think about it, The Nanny was Who's the Boss in reverse, with a dash of Mr. Belvedere.