Dorian Ransome

too old to masturbate without artificial aid

[Dorian Ransome @DorianRansome]

Mmm Leicester not much competition Dion ( I know my houses ) Dublin outfield but I’d vote for Shilton at least he doesn’t promote dodgy erection tabs

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News tonight Micheal Fabricant, Jesse Smollett and now no Women’s space suits Best ever come on April 1st

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Jusse Smollett not going to jail said he told the truth from day 1 omg prosecutor states he was guilty but no jail sentence- is he completely mad

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Omg just watched Micheal Fabricant on itv News at 10 wearing a Booris Johnson disguise. I wonder whether he had a pair of kitten heals on just to balance it out ffs

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@rickygervais George loved it as well I think you have a lot in common

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@GaryLineker @rickygervais Fuck me a footballer who can spell poignant

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@rickygervais Great don’t shave till it’s finished could give a fuck about you but can’t wait for a 2nd series

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@ChukaUmunna @Anna_Soubry @sarahwollaston @heidiallen75 How do I join

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@ChukaUmunna I want to join and stand in Blackpool- a new poliitics !