nola darling 🤍

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[nola darling 🤍 @DORITOSandKILOS]

and that’s on who? mary had a little lamb.

[hoopla! @hooplaaaaaaah]

shame is only as real as you allow it to be

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

i just wish the doctors would ask BEFORE the med students enter the room. like now i gotta say no to this kid’s face.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

The gap between 2019 and 2026 feels unreal. it feels like i’ve lived through three completely different lives since then.

[69 @ushouldfw69]

ngl i love when i’m over shit, you can’t pay me to give a fuck again

[fefe @fefewhitee]

sério deve ter sido a maior paz que eles tiveram na terra

[OYOKI 🥷🏾 @Oyoki180]

Le logo 2012 je t’oublierai jamais

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

Laid Up Wit Sum So Mean Ion Even Think She Like Me Fr But She Naked So It’s Chill 😭

[david ! @dropoutwhore]

she wrote the code for apollo 11 back when PROGRAMMING DIDNT EXIST!! she literally invented modern software engineering on the fly for this!!

AND that software was so well written it saved the lives of all the astronauts during a landing failure, literally winning the space race

[Khaled @khaledalbashaa]

i like twitter cause it doesn’t show me people i may know

[🌟 𝕎ᴇɪ VIO A MCR ⊙⊝⊜ 🌟 @well55i]

Mi papá nunca me dejó ir a dormir a lo de mi madrina porque había muchos hombres, los hombres eran su propio hermano y sus sobrinos, ninguno de ellos jamás tuvo actitudes raras hacia mi o mi hermana pero al final del día son hombres y mi papá sabía eso.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

And yet no one is screaming to revoke men's right to vote or to prevent them from holding leadership positions. How very odd

[Junie @PsychoJune]

As long as he's not a pedo, let that man whore in peace!

[monica @plagg_supremacy]

Thank you, it’s because we have impostor syndrome from not knowing if we’re millennials or gen z

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If billionaires came out and said they were going to hunt us for sport, some of you would defend it by saying:

"You’re just mad because you can’t fucking run fast."

[Gazetory @gazetory]

Balinanın duyduğu yıllarca süren rahatsızlık 30 saniyede yok oldu.

[justina @justtjustinaa]

I love watching people coexist with and help wildlife… it’s what we’re supposed to do

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is an actual masterpiece LMAOOO😭😭😭

[Freddy Fazbear @FeddyLesbear]

notice how she didnt kill or rape him and she dealt with rejection like a normal person

[Claire Vianney 💞 @Vianney424]

I sat on his còck and didn't move for twenty minutes just to feel him inside me and he said it was the most intense thing he's ever experienced

We'd just finished. Like, both came, cleaned up, lying there. And he was still semi hard and I was still wèt and I just wanted to feel full. So I climbed on top and sank down on him and said "don't move."

He looked confused. Then he felt me clench around him and his eyes closed.

Twenty minutes. I sat there with his còck inside me, warm and thick, occasionally clenching just to feel him twitch. We talked about random stuff. What to eat for dinner.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

She don’t gotta do nothing but stay Black and die!