bald girl evil 🇵🇸

beth's older, dumber, sister

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

in THRILLING news i smiled at a baby on the bus and it could tell i was smiling even with my mask on and BEAMED back at me so small children can in fact recognise facial expressions just from eye movement and joy CAN be shared with babies on a bus even in a pandemic

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

recently had to present something related to the trojan war (long story) and i said “is everyone familiar with the story of the trojan war or should i go over it for context?” and only a couple had even heard of like. the wooden horse. helen of troy. achilles of the tendon.

[Jacob Bacharach @jakebackpack]

I'm sorry what?

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

@MartyrWith ah interesting! so there is SOME justification for those who assumed achilles would definitely be in the film.

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

unless i’m really really confused achilles died at troy. which odysseus is heading home from. like, quite famously died. there’s a body part named after how he died.

[Platinum Equinox 🫧 @PlatinumEquinox]

So literally nobody has been able to answer who is really playing Achilles in The Odyssey even now????? Is Achilles even in this film?

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

i’m gonna be honest it was pretty obvious

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Always Sunny confirms the poster isn’t Ai generated

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

they’re calling it the greatest comeback of all time

[Club Wilde @snltang]

“First of all, comedies are real movies that belong in theaters.”

OLIVIA WILDE YOU'RE SO COOL

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

i looked up the plot of evil dead burn and i didn’t notice anything glaringly bad and i could never stomach watching that series anyway so i’ll just have to take everyone’s word for it that it sucked

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

wait i just looked this up. why did they cast Hannah Murray as a character with the same name as her then most famous role, in a film where anorexia is a theme which was the original Cassie’s whole thing.

[barry pierce @BarryPierce]

cannot believe i’m witnessing attempted rehabilitation of the critically reviled belle and sebastian twee-slop anorexia film

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

generational talent bob odenkirk

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Exclusive clip from ‘THE ROOM RETURNS’, starring Bob Odenkirk as Johnny.

The film is a reimagining of ‘The Room’ shot in under 12 hours with no rehearsal.

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

“only in Paris can you swim in the Seine with a view of the Eiffel Tower” well yeah. because that’s where those things are.

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

caroline calloway being my height and her pre-GLP-1 weight being below what i was at my absolute skinniest where people would joke about me needing to eat more….. um.

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

a like two-word change could have fixed it omg

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

Taylor Swift wedding this, July 4 that… the biggest news of the day is that the NYT “Mini” crossword completely and hilariously spoils the ending of a certain recent movie

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

in the last Alanna the Lioness book a woman takes her own life as an act of public protest and the narrative is undoubtedly For it and years later i’m still trying to work out how i feel about it.

[veronica lodge chart updates @livaldovinos]

13 Reasons Why is one of the few artistic works that’s like pro suicide.

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

it’s been so cold that last night i left my fan off and in my dreams that night my brain changed the name of someone in my class and then killed them in a car crash. it could dip below freezing temp and i’m still leaving my fan on every night from now on

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

JURNEE SMOLLETT

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

person making this vid looks soooo much like a celebrity but i can’t think who it is it’s driving me nuts

[yul @juliabracadabra]

roommate’s new roommate’s pov just dropped

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

i can pay next week instead yessssss. 7 whole days for something else to inevitably happen.

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

at an appointment and was chatting to someone about the gym then realised i forgot that my gym payment would have come out of my account today and i can’t afford this appointment. oops.

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

complaining that someone misgendered you when they asked for help locating their assaulter is very funny like did you give her your pronouns before you smacked her unprovoked?

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon