Dorkasaurus

Basically a dork that still laughs at fossilized memes.

[Dorkasaurus @Dorkasaurus5]

@mattlindn @EthanKerr2003 Yeah, but I’d imagine having things like solar panels blocking the air flow near the ground could have a similar impact on dust devils as, say, mountains might have on tornadoes

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@yurimaxed Maybe they thought guns grew on trees over here or something

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@hugodeboss1 @bullsonparade39 The Americans would kindly share the bombs they’d made, by way of air-mail.

Meaning we’d have nuked Germany, probably a bit of Austria, too. Depends on what was left under Nazi control by the end of 1945

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@GWBPatriot So. Take a listen to Nemik again.

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@christapeterso A literal pipe gun

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@EFCevie I can’t think of a more polite way to say this rn, so, understand that was the goal here.

Respectfully, it’s not us bragging. It’s a warning. Do you not know the difference?

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@IHeartjustice_ Like, spoiler for a 20-something year old game, but he dies for a bit at the end of the first one. He gets better, but that causes all kinds of ripple effects that come up in a bunch of the later games

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@IHeartjustice_ No. No he is not.

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@Majkawscianie Sometimes

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@TheCartelDel I mean. Most normal people watching the Klan get their ass beat would think “yeah, this is awesome”, so. I get it.

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@TheSaekoSNOW @kumar_sutra Like, you’d figure with how people are getting easier access to 3D printers, there’d be a growing market for people making custom stuff like this again

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@rrroooiiirrr Like. You go to any Greek restaurant, or even if you just know someone who’s Eastern Orthodox, you’re gonna have tried baklava at least once

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Ok, but like. Why would we make them up?

[Elsa @elsathora]

Okay so Amish people are real

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@muracommie And then just. All the ideas that can branch out from there. Favorite one is this Hobgoblin Fighter/Warlock I did, had a lot of, like. Trying to integrate into human society and expressing emotions and stuff, was really fun.

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@muracommie Love me some goblinoids. Read once in Volo’s Guide about how their current god was one that conquered and killed their previous pantheon, and got hooked on that idea of “what’s it like being someone who has a religion forced upon you by an actual god?”

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@samwakinsvv I mean, she WAS a cop before she got into politics, right?

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@Nerdcognito Oh, so you’re STUPID stupid.

I bet you think D&D on a Bus is real, too.

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@NatureUnedited …also probably because fish don’t have hands, but. Y’know, try telling a fish they should grow hands, see how well that goes

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@NatureUnedited I mean, I get it. Fish are like toddlers, they put just about anything they find in their mouth.

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@GregIsKitty @StreetFashion01 That one girl who brought back that one classic Yellow crayon