Dorkchester Review™

Parody journal, not @DorchesterRev. Runs Dorkchester University, Dorkchester Foundation, Dorkchester Press. Editor & Chancellor: the handsome Dr. C.P. Champagne

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Day 1 of the @CndHistAssoc annual meeting: Our handsome & erudite editor-in-chief, Dr CP Champagne, is up early, coffeed, and pre-preparing his questions to try to embarrass nervous grad students. All his questions with include obscure Gertrude Himmelfarb quotations #CHASHC2026

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The annual meeting of the @CndHistAssoc in Charlottetown will be just like the 1864 Charlottetown conference but with more alcohol (!), worse dancing, and fewer top hats. #CHASHC2026 #LessDapper #Cliopalooza

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Hey, the annual meeting of the @CndHistAssoc is fun and all, but tomorrow would be an excellent day to take the ferry to the Toronto islands. Who’s with us? #hooky #congressh #cdnhist #YoullBeHungoverFromCliopaloozaAnyway

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Dorkchester University is pleased to announce that it will host the 2026 meeting of the @CndHistAssoc!! The conference theme will be “Bullets, Battles, and Barbicans: Let’s Tell the Same Old Stories About Canadian Military History”. #MoreVimyPlease #JunoBeachAdNaseum
#NoChicks

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With his @CndHistAssoc paper out of the way, Dr C.P. Champagne will focus the remainder of his time at the conference writing a National Post op-ed crapping on other Canadian historians, and prepping his moves for the dance off at Cliopalooza. #cdnhist

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Our brilliant and painfully handsome Editor-in-Chief, Dr C.P. Champagne, presented his paper today at the annual meeting of the @CndHistAssoc: “The Dick Decline: The Rise of Prof. Jane and Disappearance of Prof. Dick in Canadian History Departments.” #cdnhist #WeSupportDrJane

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@cshm_schm @CndHistAssoc Will do

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On our way to the annual meeting of the @CndHistAssoc in Toronto! Can’t wait to catch up with friends, skewer old enemies, talk down to nervous grad students, and give off the impression that we are always looking to talk to someone more important. #CHA2025

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#IfYouAreNotMakingOtherPeopleFeelBadToMakeYourselfFeelGoodYouAreConferencingWrong

#YesConferencingIsAVerb

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Less than 2 weeks until we again attend the annual meeting of rhe @CndHistAssoc!! We are polishing off our paper: “The Polarization of Canadian History: Chris Dummitt versus Everyone Else.”

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@bruce_arthur https://t.co/xIEWrIXUU8

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Remember when Pierre Poilievre served as communications director for Ezra Levant when Levant won the Canadian Alliance party nomination for the riding of Calgary Southwest in 2002? We do.

See: National Post, 21 Mar 21 2002. #cdnpoli #cpc #cpcldr @JesseBrown @CANADALAND

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@bruce_arthur https://t.co/BmAWpqKvBE

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Remember when @PierrePoilievre co-authored an article with Ezra Levant? We do. #cdnpoli #cpcldr #cpc
See: Calgary Herald, 22 August 2002.

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Remember when Poilievre called the Canadian Pension Plan the "bamboozlement known as the CPP"? He advocated for forcing people to pay into private RRSPs. See Calgary Herald, 25 Apr '97. @Katie___Simpson @JimBronskill @davidakin @l_stone @Gray_Mackenzie @stphnmaher

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Poll time! Who is the perfect historical analogue to @ABDanielleSmith? #collaborator #Vichy #GauleiterSmith

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@DefenceHQ @RoyalNavy The new HMS Dreadnought submarine is going to be awesome!

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@DefenceHQ @RoyalNavy The new HMS Dreadnought submarine is going to be awesome!

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What former PM is the closest analogue to Mark Carney? Our view: Louis St. Laurent.

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How DARE the UK not back up Canada in our hour of need!!!Canada always supported Britain … except for when we refused to pay for the British navy before WWI, stuck it to them in the Chanak Affair, and refused to help in the Suez Crisis and the Falkland War.

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@MarkBourrie @JustinTrudeau We tire of people saying Trump is “making deals.” He’s an extortionist. Like he has been his whole life. Except now no one is policing him.

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@MarkBourrie @JustinTrudeau We tire of people saying Trump is “making deals.” He’s an extortionist. Like he has been his whole life. Except now no one is policing him.