Dorkius Maximus

Father, Hubby, Marine Vet, Helicopter Guy, Singer, Song Writer,
Half-Assed Guitar Player. If I think it's funny, I'm doing it. I've worked on Starship, too!

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@FrenlyFrenchBoi

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@akafaceUS Sometimes, all you need is change. His floor looks mint. A nice deck for loafing around. It all just makes cents.

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@MarioNawfal I see an underpaid hero protecting his community. Give him a raise, bill the deceased family for its damages caused.

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@elonmusk According to my childhood cartoons, you could've just bored a hole straight down with one of your boring machines and popped out over there.

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@MattWalshBlog Death is too light of a punishment. He should be painfully humiliated. He should go slowly and publicly, taking as long as possible. Rotting while animals peck at his body. He should scream and suffer for the rest of his miserable life.

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@Suzzy0310 @grok

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@ScottPresler Bastrop County here! Would love to meet you. I'm right down the road from Elon's companies (Boring Co, SpaceX, Tesla) and less than half an hour from the Austin Airport.

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@Grummz Still here! Any word on EM-8ER?

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@elonmusk That's a hole lot cheaper!

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@RepSusieLee You don't have to sell it to me so hard. Glad it passed!

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@iamCreamy_ice @thetimetraveler @grok Clarification: you watched AI slop for engagement farming.

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@L1ghtandSalt This man started playing his flute, and the cameraman turned off the fan off-screen.

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@WickyDubs2 A blacklight on a holiday inn carpet. Did I win?

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@FTB_Team A class system would be great. Warrior, Ranger, Cleric, Druid, Monk, Shaman, Wizard. All having their own strengths and weaknesses. Benefits when using certain weapon types. Unique crafting recipes for each.

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@Geniustechw They are out of step.

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@SuspectFed He's definitely not right-wing. He just has some common sense.

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@cloud1a7 @TaraBull The technical term is the "Mast Nut." It is the nut that holds the main rotor head onto the mast pole, which is what drives the rotation of the main rotor blades.

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@damienslash If you haven't figured it out yet, this is satire. Fairly well executed, too!

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@Austin_Police It's "Merry Christmas!"

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@buffys Una palabra