Dorm Room Quotes

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"don't get me wrong. my room is not gay, it's just dirty"

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"Oh I forgot y'all white"

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"I swear to GOD I have cancer"

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"Why are you just lookin at pictures of tractors?"

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"It doesn't taste like yellow"

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"I was trying to wrap around you like a little sausage"

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"How many grapes can I fit inside my pussy?"

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"I don't like rice or balls"

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"If it's this white and thick, your man is a toothpaste bottle"

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"please explain to me why your paper cutters don't cut straight"

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"i'm gonna piss or shit, either one"

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"He's got a whoopie cushion with your name on it bitch"

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"My WHOLE vagina is showing"

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"I like your butt nipples"

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"honestly, fuck ya mama. i feel that one, smoothly"

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"everybody thinks my boyfriend fucked a squirrel bc it ate his dick off"

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"i could be a rapper"

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"my boyfriend's nuts so big a squirrel bit his dick off"

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"i'm pretty sure i'm gonna have to hang myself again before the night is over"

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"MICE DONT EVEN HAVE AUTISM"

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"is that a snake? oh, it's a giraffe"