Ryan Dorn

Certified Sommelier & Bartender || Family 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 || Hospitality 🍷🍸🥃 || Outdoor Adventures 🧗🏻‍♂️🏔

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

Our little @Stefan24Frei. He hasn't wavered in this costume choice since the Spring. He's a big fan. #SoundersFC #MLS

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

This is why no one outside of Mexico watches Mexican soccer. The whole world finds you annoying!

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

No caption necessary 😅

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@usmntonly Great! Very favorable group.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

In one of the most pathetic and humiliating moments in history, Trump just received the new inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.

They literally invented a “peace prize” to keep him happy after he didn’t receive the actual Nobel Peace Prize. Beyond parody

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@ussoccer Ugh no thanks

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@Seahawks @JayMy_31 This post did not age well 🫤

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@thesoccerdon @MLS Started taking our son to @SoundersFC games when he was 3 wks old and took him to every game until he was 7 when we left Seattle. Wouldn’t have done that in the winter months. And Seattle isn’t even the coldest city that will be affected. Doesn’t seem like a wise idea for the US.

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@pulte A complete game changer to staying poor!

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@CalltoActivism Ha! I’m going to say if your wife becomes governor and you don’t try, you’re not a real man. Definitely not a man I’d wanna hang out with. That’s a huge moment for the woman he loves. Cry your eyes out!

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

Another shitty sound production job from @MLS and @AppleTV. Why can’t they figure this out? All you hear is the Minnesota United supporters and the announcers are a whisper. It’s the end of the season. Get your act together!

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

Hey @AppleTV your audio of the @SoundersFC vs @WhitecapsFC sucks! We can only hear the ECS and almost no audio from the announcers.

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@joeclowery @TaylorTwellman Almost every week I’m yelling at the TV “why are players watching Messi and not closing in on him.” The Sounders aren’t that team. They weren’t that way with Beckham on the field either. Taking him out and banging him up every time they played.

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@NBA NO just first in the franchise’s history you blowhards!

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@HaterReport_ It’s a layup so @Reese10Angel would have missed it.

[Heath Mayo @HeathMayo]

If you’re a red-blooded American—I don’t care if you’re an R or a D—it should piss you off that Trump hasn’t once apologized for what happened on January 6th. Not once.

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

What a legend 😂

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

TRENDING: HUSBAND GIVES HIS WIFE A 2 WEEK NOTICE THAT HE WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS BACK

“I will no longer be available for work on Sundays, 10am to 10PM”

“I’ll ALSO BE UNAVAILABLE EVERY SATURDAY, till end of February”

(@DraftKings)

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

Seattle Sounders watching the Columbus Crew get absolutely crushed in the @TheChampions tonight

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@TimbersFC

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@seattletimes Leave the chop to the Florida State Seminoles, a tribe that is proud a football team is named after them.

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@USMNT @FIFAWorldCup West coast getting redemption for having to watch all of those games played in the Midwest over the years.

[Ryan Dorn @DornWrites]

@realwhiskydave That sucks. Sorry dude.