MUKHWANA L👑

It's not possible and I am not guilty❤️💛💚

[Zipho ✨ @ziphosays]

The Polygamist just shows that no amount of love, beauty, loyalty, sacrifice, or support can compensate for a man who lacks sexual discipline. A man who is constantly chasing instant gratification will never be satisfied for long.

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

Someone said you have to dilute each Polygamist episode with two episodes of Sofia the First to stay sane😭😭

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

EBOLA is the most lethal contagious disease in the world. It has no treatment or vaccination.

Bringing Americans who are exposed to EBOLA to Kenya for whatever reasons is an act of HIGH TREASON as it exposes EVERYONE to extinction.

It must be opposed, resisted and overturned. No Ifs or Buts.

#SovereigntyFirst
#RutoMustGoNow
#NoToImperialism

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

girls will survive abuse, heartbreak, grief, and unspeakable tragedies and still move through the world with kindness and compassion, but one minor inconvenience in a man’s childhood and he spends the rest of his life terrorizing and poisoning everyone around him

[El Diablo @tl_chaos]

Mimi nitasema tu hivi. Chukua kura and as you wait to vote next year, beat up your area MP on sight. Mtashangaa sana na those results mtaona. I'll push for violence against MPs more than maandamano. Kila mmoja apigwe kwa constituency yake.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

This useless thing called OneApp is honestly frustrating to use. In some cases, you are forced to tap things twice for no reason. For example, when sending money, you first tap “Done” and then “Send”. Why should users go through two steps for one simple action?

To make matters worse, I have also lost some of my saved paybills and tills.

Safaricom has really gone down when it comes to listening to customers. Instead of improving the user experience, the top leadership seems more focused on looting than fixing obvious problems that affect everyday users.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Whoever approved this safaricom app may their pillow be always hot on both sides

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Mine is to remind people gachagua was evicted by force from the table of gluttony,it's not like he left willingly . After he wipped his mouth and swallowed the last food ,he turned and spoke for the starving . Ata tooth pick Bado Iko kwa mdomo, charlatan.

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

young hos… please run free. LEAVE when shit don’t serve you. and always remember, potential can’t hold that much weight.

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

1. When Suluhu wanted to defend her record, she said that at least TZ was not doing as bad as Kenya was.

2. Tinubu is now defending his record by saying that at least Nigeria is not doing as badly as Kenya is.

Ruto is now the African benchmark for the worst possible leadership.

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

Ruto is performing so poorly that even the President of Nigeria is defending himself by saying that at least Nigerians are now better off than Kenyans. Do you know how bad Nigeria is? 🤔

[Smurf 🧚🏻‍♀️ @Smurf_Nita]

"Shukuru ukona baba atakama ni mlevi" is a crazy thing to say. Y'all don't know how having a drunk for a dad is so messed up man. Mnapenda kuongea vitu tu fwaa.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

I can't wait for Gen Z’s to completely take over professional spaces and redefine competency separately from appearances and identity norms.

Like yes my doctor has her nose pierced and she's great at her job.

[Inspirational Quotes @SeffSaid]

2026, please be kind 👇

[MUKHWANA L👑 @DoroqueenL]

@AIRTEL_KE Reached out regarding airtel money and I haven't received any assistance

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Liverpool fans want to see more from Chiesa this season 👀

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*i open twitter*
*i repost my entire tl*
*i close twitter*

repeat 🥀

[Akira @Akir_a997]

my handwriting got like 5 different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

depression leaving my body as soon as I get fucking money. 🙂‍↕️