@PolitiBunny Husband at office supply store got a call from a home security company, His response: " Great! The could use one."
"Are you the homeowner?"
"Oh, no, I'm the burglar. He's all tied up at the moment."
He says the checkout lady almost lost it.
@GMFWashington Someone should have her read, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex," by Larry Niven. (If you haven't read it, it's a hoot). Then suggest to her that Kara might well be doomed to perpetual virginity.
@peterrhague "Tsk, well, I'm sure it's very sad about the 3-year-old, but after all, the mentally disabled have rights, too! And you have no idea how expensive caring for them is. It's far too much to ask the police to actually hold him."
That's how you're coming across to many of us.