Alex

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.

[Alex @Dortayy]

@StefaBro Go to my boy Anthony at popular demand in Milford!

[Alex @Dortayy]

Which of the 10 people I went to high school with that now own landscaping companies should I call to have my driveway plowed tomorrow?

[Alex @Dortayy]

@TaylorLorenz @nytryan Cones > fries

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

A Confederacy of Dunces

[Alex @Dortayy]

Are you supposed to brush baby’s teeth?

[Alex @Dortayy]

Sad I can’t go to the movies on Christmas Day to avoid my family this year

[Alex @Dortayy]

The last guy to have my dream job killed himself

[Alex @Dortayy]

My brother’s IG story is just screenshots of all the good tweets I’ve liked

[Alex @Dortayy]

@StefaBro Douglas Fir being left out of the conversation

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

https://t.co/oqsf6rtAU6 • https://t.co/ztznLId5fl

[Alex @Dortayy]

@JHWeissmann Didn’t News Corp try doing the Spotify for news thing? Wonder what happened with that https://t.co/nPPQFcHj7h

[Alex @Dortayy]

@StefaBro See you at Porky’s!

[Alex @Dortayy]

How will Valley New Year go on during a pandemic

[Alex @Dortayy]

Who is Ken Bone voting for in this election?

[Alex @Dortayy]

@Bit_O_Henry @thegreatnoldini @emilybagnall__ @Dr_Rave @allisongeroi You can also submit your paper for a QA check before sending to prof. Play around and see what works. Best bet is to take someone’s paper and rewrite it in your own words then research your topic and throw in random citations from the top hits. But that takes a lot of effort

[Alex @Dortayy]

@Bit_O_Henry @thegreatnoldini @emilybagnall__ @Dr_Rave @allisongeroi According to APA format, you should be summarizing in your citations, not directly quoting them. So you can say according to (first source you found) Johnson, et al... (your reworded paragraph) and that would count pass. Not like your professor website can summarize material

[Alex @Dortayy]

@Bit_O_Henry @thegreatnoldini @emilybagnall__ @Dr_Rave @allisongeroi I doubt that would work. It’s still highlighted as containing text from outside sources, so your entire paper would still come up as plagiarized. I guess you could gamble that your prof wouldn’t look at the breakdown of citations if you wanted to give it a shot