Most Interesting Man

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends.

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

I just picked up some trongs at http://t.co/oQ9HDU2ABH http://t.co/ueneDjYvc5 via @trongsutensil

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

My small talk has altered foreign policy. #DosEquis #staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

Sasquatch has taken a photo of me. #DosEquis #staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

I once ran a marathon because it was on my way. #DosEquis #staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

Cuba imports cigars from me. #DosEquis #staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

Mosquitos refuse to bite me, truely out of respect. #DosEquis #staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

I have inside jokes with complete strangers. #DosEquis #staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

My mom has a tattoo that reads "Son". #staythirstymyfriends #DosEquis #HappyMothersDay

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

Osama Bin Laden is dead...
You're welcome.
#DosEquis
#staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary.
#DosEquis
#staythirstymyfriends
#HappyEaster

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

I am the life of the party... at parties I didn't even attended. #DosEquis #staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

On the Gym: Running in place does not work as well as running away from lions. #DosEquis #staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

On speed dating: I assure you, most women would not consider speed a virtue.
#DosEquis #staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

I wouldn't be afraid to show my feminine side... If I had one. #staythirstymyfriends #DosEquis

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

I once visited a psychic, to warn her. #DosEquis #staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

My beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.
#DosEquis
#staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

I live by the motto: Safety third.

#DosEquis #staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

I bowl overhand.
#DosEquis
#staythirstymyfriends

[Most Interesting Man @DosXX_Man]

On the Gym: Running in place does not work as well as running away from lions.
#DosEquis
#staythirstymyfriends