‘How are you, ma’am? Wery glad to see you, indeed, and hope our acquaintance may be a long ‘un, as the gen’l’m’n said to the fi’ pun’ note’
- Sam Weller
The Pickwick Papers, 1836-
@NourRevan@DAZNFootball “cynical, rude, aggressive, lying, insulting bastards like the English”
Sour grapes much? No real Englishman will ever have a bad word to say about the Norwegians - pity it doesn’t apply the other way round.
‘And if I might rise to order…I would suggest that “barbers” is not exactly the kind of language which is agreeable and soothing to our feelings…I believe there IS such a word in the dictionary as hairdressers’
- The Barber
Master Humphrey’s Clock
1840
‘If you bring the boy back with his head blown to bits by a musket, don’t look to me to put it together again’
- Mrs Joe
Great Expectations, 1860-
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‘I ain’t,’ said the spinster aunt, her indignation getting the better of her determination to faint.
‘You are,’ replied Wardle; ‘you’re fifty if you’re an hour.’
The Pickwick Papers, 1836-
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‘Get on your bonnet,’ repeated Wardle.
‘Do nothing of the kind,’ said Jingle. ‘..lady’s free to act as she pleases—more than one-and-twenty.’
‘More than one-and-twenty!’ ejaculated Wardle, contemptuously. ‘More than one-and-forty!’
‘Oh you beauties! Never be a Dombey, won’t she, it’s to be hoped she won’t, we don’t want any more such, one’s enough’
- Miss Nipper
Dombey and Son, 1846-
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‘How are you, governor?’
‘I am happy to say, I am pretty well, sir,’ said the man, speaking with great deliberation, and closing the book. ‘I hope you are the same, sir?’
‘Why, if I felt less like a walking brandy-bottle I shouldn’t be quite so staggery this mornin’,’ replied Sam
Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
Anthony Bourdain
‘I have nothing to say to you. If you get into debt, you must pay your debts, or take the consequences. You have no occasion to come here to learn that, I suppose?"
- Mr Tulkinghorn
Bleak House, 1852-
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‘…I always did love poor dear pa better than all the rest of you put together, and I always do and I always shall!’
- Bella
Our Mutual Friend, 1864-
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‘You are an old man, and I leave you to the grave. May every recollection of your life cling to your false heart, and cast their darkness on your death-bed’
- Nicholas Nickleby
Nicholas Nickleby, 1838-
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‘We should all try to discharge our duty, sir, and I humbly endeavour to discharge mine, sir; but it is a hard trial to betray a master, sir, whose clothes you wear, and whose bread you eat, even though he is a scoundrel, sir’
- Job Trotter
The Pickwick Papers, 1836-
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