Dakota (Dot!) King

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Writer, DM, Denver filmmaker. Developing both an independent TTRPG and a setting of my own.
Owner of the Cardboard Castle!

[Dakota (Dot!) King @DotKingOf]

two days ago, @MC_Etching posted an absolutely incredible bit of music and I kinda couldn't help myself. I had some lyrics that needed a home, and it just came together so well that it made both of us cry. I just wanted to post it and cry with everybody else, too.

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@tacobell what is this

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@Kirbynoodle , distressed that she lost her bait: I'm feeding the fish for free! What am I, some kind of charity??

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It's the last day of #FanExpoDenver2022 and I want to hear what you have to say about it! Let me know your thoughts!
https://t.co/rWjlmNWq49

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@Kirbynoodle As the slime witness, i can confirm

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We lost 😞

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OVERTIME???

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You cannot post a job listing for an Apprenticeship and demand two years of experience in the field

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Me: yeah, i mean like I'm always gonna look like an ugly toad
@Kirbynoodle : i mean.... Not always

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@wilw one of my players is compelling me to ask, do you roll well on April Fool's day?
(It is the only day of the year he can roll anything above a 5. He feels a kinship.)

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Me: there's nothing to eat in this apartment
Me @ myself: my brother in Christ, you buy the groceries

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Hey come watch my show

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Episode 5 is live! it's a... *checks notes* Um. it's a Horse Eat Horse World out there... I guess.
Check us out and don't forget to enter our #giveaway! more info in pinned tweet.
#SpaceshipsAndStarwyrms #DnD #ttrpg
https://t.co/BnbGu6lwKU

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Hahahahahahaha just remembered that we changed our recording date for the next Paper Stars ep to TOMORROW.
I am a prepared DM. I am prepared and i know what I'm doing.
Shh.
👀

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@emapmakerttrpg @TheTrashCastle More writing always!!

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@emapmakerttrpg @TheTrashCastle Every once in a while i have to text the DM for that game with "so you're going to be disappointed in me... There's more"

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@emapmakerttrpg @TheTrashCastle Absolutely! And, my bard joined the party when they were pretty high level, so i wanted to justify that with Hijinks and Drama, you know?
The scenes are the best part!

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@TheTrashCastle @emapmakerttrpg Friends and otherwise, this is why you don't let your players run the pr acct. They'll bully you for your completely normal and not obsessive at all backstory.

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A coworker was telling me he needed to make a shirt that just said "sorry, I'm in the way"
And a guest leans over and says "can I get one too??"
I could make a killing

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Lmaoooooo trying to get to the Avs game that was rescheduled for tonight and our tickets a) disappeared from ticketmaster and b) never refunded. A+, y'all

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@DropTheDie I once played ToA with a gnome wizard, Hazel. I adore negative stats because I like to punish myself, so she had a negative str and dex. At level 1, leaving town WAY TOO EARLY, i had an AC of 9 and 7 HP.
The kicker? She was the longest lasting living member of that original party