Dota Wife

I bring you the wonderfully confusing sounds of a Dota household, from the ears of a non-Dota playing wife.

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

Dota Husband (yelling upstairs): I love you!!!!
Dota Wife (inquiring from downstairs): Me??? 😍
Dota Husband: [silence]
Dota wife: ☹️
#Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

Sadly, Dota Husband has uninstalled #Dota2 and will no longer be playing. Thanks for following me! #angermanagement #highbloodpressure #rage

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

Careful, careful, careful, careful... NOOOOO! #youwerewarned #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

I turned Tiny to stone! #stonecold #frozeninplace #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

DotaFriend: Did you just dust?
DotaHusband: Yeah...
#whodusted #whoeversmeltitdealtit #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

Awww I should have gotten that dunk. #passmetherock #dunkhog #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

Oh... I'm probably dead. You should probably leave me. #neardeathexperience #saveyourself #heroleftbehind #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

It's like the venom jungle, they never see it coming. #sneakyjungle #surprisevenom #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

Sorry guys, drunk Dota Husband makes bad decisions. #drunkDota #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

I am NOT having a good time, I hate Legion! #nolegionlove #lamelegion #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

I didn't have to die! I was over here like "Help! Help!" And you were over there like "I'm gunna get 100 kills!" #killergreed #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

I'm no help at all. #selfawareness #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

Lion's pretty good. Yeah, I'm going to commend lion. #nicekitty #lionpride #way2go #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

You're better than the snark and you dominated those team points. #snarkshark #attaboy #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

He's going after me. They all are. #paranoia #itsallaboutme #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

He's upset that you're defending high ground. #holdyourground #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

Dust! Did you see the dust? In the exact same spot?? #dustdevil #datdust #dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

@SirActionSlacks you should buy her some armor.

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

We both have hearts. Isn't that amazing? #h2h #fullheartscantlose #feelthebeat #Dota2

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

Misery is right behind him. #dontlookback #runaway #Dota2 #TI6

[Dota Wife @DotaWife]

He's still alive! HE'S STILL ALIVE!!! How did he live?? #survivor #willtolive #Dota2 #TI6