Blaine.

boyfriend. cheerleader. cheater. etcetera.

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣

𝙡𝙚𝙬𝙙. 𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙤. 𝙜𝙖𝙮. 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚. 𝙡𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨. 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚.

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

caked up in the lima bean parking lot

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

— feeling very demure. very cutesy. very mindful

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

—

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

— soft n sweet

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

your pov when blaine sleeps over

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

the ex warbler likes to tease

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

— caked up

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

the ex warbler likes to tease

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

cue obscene jiggling and wobbling, faint red handprint forming already.

“oi, careful with the goods!”

[𝗲͟𝘃͟𝗮͟𝗻͟𝘀 .ᐟ @troutyplaps]

reaching out, the blonde brings a hand down across those cheeks.

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

someone hurry up and clap his cheeks

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

— caked up

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

sure you wouldn’t get jealous watching guys tuck 50’s into my thong and smack my ass?

[𝗲͟𝘃͟𝗮͟𝗻͟𝘀 .ᐟ @troutyplaps]

for sure! i wouldn’t lie about that.

you’d make buckets of money. i could show you how to do the pole stuff if ya want?

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

that you’ve /ever/ seen, huh?

maybe i should be a stripper. . .

[𝗲͟𝘃͟𝗮͟𝗻͟𝘀 .ᐟ @troutyplaps]

dude, you have like, the fattest ass i’ve ever seen.

and i used to be a stripper.

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

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[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

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[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

noooooo as if, why would i ever want to do that?

am i really that thick?

[𝗲͟𝘃͟𝗮͟𝗻͟𝘀 .ᐟ @troutyplaps]

you’re tryin’ to kill me, dude.

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

saaaaaaaammmmmm 😇

[𝗲͟𝘃͟𝗮͟𝗻͟𝘀 .ᐟ @troutyplaps]

blaaaaaainee.. 😵‍💫

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

need to scissor with another sissy in front of their boyfriend

[Blaine. @DotingWarbler]

— stole someones jersey 🤭