pinto

my life has been better ever since i started doing it for the nookie

[Julie Poptart @juliepoptart]

On a roadtrip w/my boyfriend. Within 15 minutes of entering Mississippi we got pulled over for “improper lane use,” driving in the left lane instead of passing. Once pulled he says he needs my bf to step out of the car “for safety” bc there’s two of us and one of him

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

On March 6, 1981, Marianne Bachmeier shot and killed the man who raped and murdered her 7-year-old daughter In the courtroom, in front of the judge.

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Kublai Khan TX released The Hammer on this day 6 years ago.

https://t.co/oJyOPVz21t

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

55 years ago today, America became the first country to put a man on another planet. Thank you, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Peterson, for making America the oldest and greatest country on earth.

Deal with it, Russia

[pinto @DotyMikey]

@PsyberScorpio @Edogp95 @mayorofmosh @BryanGarris_ @Revolvermag @ddlovato @CoreyTaylorRock @slipknot @knockedloose it’s okay to be WRONG

[Cade Onder @Cade_Onder]

me watching this gameplay for Marvel’s Spider-Man 2

[Todd Hagopian | Stagnation Assassin @ToddHagopian]

Listen as they laugh right before they shoot his dog because he grew some plants

[pinto @DotyMikey]

@metalshellmedia

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Today, King Charles takes the throne. Though he still can’t say aluminum correctly, he’s now absolute monarch of the EU and can tell England, Scotland, Ireland, and Whales what to do, and they must obey.

America, however, remains the oldest, greatest, and freest country on Earth

[Musical Instruments with Chaotic Auras @MusicalChaotic]

mother of god

[Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals]

Chainsaw Man Pochita Slippers for $24.89!

https://t.co/mWwJPmqJHG

[pinto @DotyMikey]

@Emergency29EXIT @nojizzykap not gonna read your article because you didn’t read my response. this human is in CRITICAL CONDITION. how about we step back and hope for the best for him rather then immediately making this political (at this moment). hopefully hamlin recovers.

[pinto @DotyMikey]

@Emergency29EXIT a human is in critical condition and this dudes first instinct is to ask if he was vaccinated or not. this dude is a clown

[pinto @DotyMikey]

@iamjdxbb yeah they suspended the game, prayers for Hamlin 🙏

[No Echo @noechonet]

Waffle House hardcore ™

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

All this milk and cookies I left out for Santa and that dirty bastard still chose to eat my ass

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Love being your Christmas Danny.

[Will Ramos @thewillramos]

Best Xmas show ever
Thank you to everyone that came out to this insane occasion. Happy holidays to allllll
PS don’t inhale fake snow
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It’s not fun
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