Brendan Beiser

Actor, voice over artist, penal colonist.

[Pretty Hard Cases @PrettyHardCases]

The new season of #PrettyHardCases premieres January 4th at 9pm (9:30pm NT) on @CBC and @cbcgem!

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@TSN1050Radio…um Lionel Messi is not 5ft. tall. He’s 5’7”. Google? Ever heard of it?

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#yyz hang on a second. R u saying that having 2 custom officers is enough for 6am on a Friday? Weird that EVERY flight is delayed as a result. Get it together!

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@bneckels @tedcruz Well remembered @bneckels.

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@tedcruz…you’re right. Going to Cancun while your constituents freeze? That’s all class.

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@tedcruz re:the power discussion. Will that be before or after you return from Cabo? As for the wingman comment..you mean like Bill Barr to Trump? Seriously Flyin’ Ted. Do u ever look in the mirror? Or does your house not have any?

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@SenTedCruz Can’t wait til the girls figure out who you really are. Can’t imagine what it will be like to have your own children be embarrassed by you. History knows who you are Ted Cruz.

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@LeaderMcConnell vote your conscience? You are a spineless piece of crap.

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@SenTedCruz “is just that annoying fly in the room. We’ll swat it eventually”

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@tedcruz hey you despot. Do u think Heidi and the girls have thought about impeaching you from their lives? Food for thought eh tubby?

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@tedcruz @SenTedCruz are you your own inspiration for a term limit? Do you think Heidi and the girls wish there was a term limit to having to live with you?

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@SenTedCruz five people died from the insurrection. Do you think the families are ready to move on? Did you send your condolences? Did Trump? Heidi and the girls are probably ready to move on from you.

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@tedcruz Great! How soon can we get you out of there?

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@SenTedCruz Do you think Heidi and the girls wish one day you’d just go away?

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@LindseyGrahamSC “if there’s anyone that will double cross you to save their own skin, it’s @LindseyGrahamSC”

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@tedcruz Heidi and the girls don’t like you either.

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@PressSec you’re a dick.

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@SenTedCruz Oh Ted you are such a dirtbag.

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@LindseyGrahamSC...you are an eel.

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@tedcruz “I think Cruz would want us to do this.” Oops. Heidi and the girls...yet another reason to be proud.