Double Chin Diary

Losing weight without losing my sense of humor. Tweets by @lyssalofgren. Read my blog at #doublechindiary

[DAVID MARLETT - Author @David_Marlett]

@iamKimRL @WolfsonLiterary The medical staff around Donny and Melania should have “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” scrawled on their scrubs.

[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

Water check! Have you had any water today?! #hydration #vsg #weightloss #drinkwater #capablebutdehydratedbitch #sleevesurgery #doublechindiary. https://t.co/RtnkxidQse

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@realDavidHylton Same symptoms. LMK how your test comes back!

[Jessica Martinez @jessicamartinez]

The first sentence of this story is, "For a brief moment, California returned to bars, beaches and Botox."
https://t.co/mTl8yS8ZqI

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"The clothing that companies make in “thin” sizes should be available in plus-sizes. Plus-sized women don’t want different clothing, we want the same clothing." @AnnaOBrien @TheNewsette

[Alyssa Lofgren @lyssalofgren]

.@the_newsette Loving today's article about @AnnaOBrien https://t.co/6Zd7unoV3d @doublechindiary #bodypositivity #plussize

[HealthCorps @HealthCorps]

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[HealthCorps @HealthCorps]

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[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

So grateful I’m starting my new solo life living in such an amazingly beautiful place. Took the @pedego for a spin tonight and it was so joyful! #doublechindiary #ebike #scv #newhall #vsg #bariatrics #wls… https://t.co/wfCGXER2cX

[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

Ok y’all. #TransparentTuesday in full effect: divorce, selling a house, and now quarantine eating means I have some regain. However! I’m choosing to focus on the positive which also means I have some time to work on… https://t.co/QYGvuzvzBe

[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

Having a gym at work is helping me slay my workouts so far this year! Convenience counts. Thanks for working out with me mizzhitz! #doublechindiary #vsg #thesleeve #sleevesurgery #bariatric #weightloss. https://t.co/gGcAvke3y0

[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

As usual theawkwardyeti nails it! #weightloss #weightgain #fat #humor #vsg #sleeve. https://t.co/isFQUiaRWN

[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

Neighbors who sweat together stay together 💪🏻 #doublechindiary #vsg #thesleeve #gastricsleeve #pcos #weightloss #the3day melissalyssaplants https://t.co/DEo7F65lSW

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Thinking of all the amazing #PHL3Day walkers and crew (and staff!) as I get sweaty with the #GiveAFit #breastcancer event at @crunchgym #SantaClarita #CanyonCountry #The3Day @ Crunch Fitness https://t.co/9O3AolMufM

[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

So true! #vsg #doubkechindiary #sleeve #bariatric #weightloss #keto #atkins #diet #lowcarb https://t.co/KLPWXCRQlo

[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

I was breached and am claiming my $125. Make sure you check if you’re eligible, too.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Equifax is paying only about $4.75 per person it exposed to hackers and scammers. That’s the equivalent of an order of Chicken McNuggets.

More on Equifax's settlement from columnist @Davidlaz: https://t.co/IwZtQEzpSa

[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

@wlsafterlife @WholeFoods It was deeeelish!

[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

I love the @wholefoods hot bar because this was $5.84 for my lunch and I ate about half. Beets, egg, grilled zucchini, carrot, chicken breast, and cucumber slices! #vsg #vsgpostop #sleevesurgery #thesleeve #pcos… https://t.co/wT0xss32oO

[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

My favorite #proteinshake is on sale at costco right now! Not overly sweet, and “clean” plant based protein. Get you some!!!! #bariatricsurgery #gastricsleevesurgery #vsg #vsgsurgery #lowcarb #pcos #pcosvsg https://t.co/3buKT5NRVX

[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

One of my tricks for myself to drink more water is to make fruit infused waters. Today is watermelon lime! #bariatricsurgery #gastricsleevesurgery #vsg #vsgsurgery #doublechindiary #hydration #pcos #watermelon #lime https://t.co/SQ3WXF6pF1

[Double Chin Diary @DoubleChinDiary]

Thought I was up a pound for my weigh in at Weight Watchers. I was down .8. Thank you, Sleeve Buscemi! Now to push myself a little more this week so I can start achieving some bigger losses. #bariatricsurgery… https://t.co/3a0q5YNidC