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It's a bigger picture and you can't PhotoShop me out

[. @DoubleDutch1869]

This is the greatest thing on the internet. Ever.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Straight outta the Commons... it’s Still M.A.Y. (featuring Snoop Mogg)

[Andy Fitchet @AndyFitchet]

Net migration to the UK is predicted to be negative by the end of the year. E.g. more people leaving than coming.

As per usual, the President is chatting nonsense.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The President of the United States is promoting his own crypto coin at a UFC fight being held in front of the White House. That is a real sentence. What are we doing.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

“Flower of Scotland” from the stands..

Some support from the Scottish 👏🤩

JUST listen to that noise…

[Guy Walters 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇮🇷🇧🇾 @guywalters]

Quote of the day by Lee of Makerfield.

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

Was fantastic to see Matthew Le Tissier at the Southampton game the other night. 😂

[Luiza Jarovsky, PhD @LuizaJarovsky]

I see no lies here

[Lisa Forte @LisaForteUK]

Learning lessons from Jurassic Park

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Reporter: Your new Danish movie 'The Promised Land' is entirely Nordic? It lacks diversity.

Arcel: "Hmmm, well first of all, the film takes place in Denmark in the 1750s"

[Brendan May @bmay]

Reform imbecile insisting that his party’s leaflets never claimed they’d cut council tax, despite actual leaflets issued by Reform being read out to him live on air.

This is how Brexit happened, these people are entirely immune to any form of basic fact.

[Gyll King Post Skip Diplomacy @GyllKing]

Show yer mum this

[Hal The Blade ⚔️ @HalTheBlade]

No offence but if you followed financial advice from a man named HS TikkyTokky, you deserve to lose money.

[naiive @naiivememe]

when $5 trillion wiped out from the markets and she asks if you’d still love her if she was a penguin

[Futbol Chelsea @FutbolCheIsea]

John Terry wasn’t blocking shots with his head on the floor to be compared to a guy with a pony tail and blaming goals on the wind 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I am delighted to welcome Nadhim Zahawi to Reform UK. He will bring useful experience, such as claiming £6,000 to heat his stables and avoiding £3.7m tax by hiding £27m offshore and threatening to sue anyone who asked about it.