elle bee

social assassin.

[elle bee @DoubleElleBell]

@mattgaetz Are you f*cking serious? Clown.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[Owen Wheelson™ @Quadcarl]

@JoJoFromJerz It’s OK to use this meme now.

[Malden Police @MaldenPolice]

Malden, we invite you to join us in commending
Officer Stephen Bellavia on his retirement.

After 37 years of devoted service to the Malden Police Department, he will retire on November 30, 2024, relinquishing his position as the most senior patrolman. Though he has never sought the limelight, his distinguished career undoubtedly deserves recognition.

We, the Malden Police Department, extend our warmest wishes for a happy retirement and hope that his future endeavors bring him happiness and fulfillment.

We have the watch from here. 🫡 💙

- @MaldenPDChief with Officer Stephen Bellavia.

[Ringer-Verse @RingerVerse]

#HouseOfTheDragon

Aegon: “Thank the Gods my brother is here! We will win the day!”

Aemond:

[elle bee @DoubleElleBell]

@slayabouts @MetalHammer The correct answer!

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Me after finding a few random onion rings at the bottom of the fries

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Republicans think that they won last night.
They did NOT win!

Here's a video of a 'Covenant Mom' embracing expelled Tennessee Rep. Justin Pearson.

- Make sure this video goes viral.
- Make sure everyone knows what this man stood for and what Republicans stood against.
- Make sure you never forget what happened last night in Tennessee and 9 days ago in Nashville!

THANK YOU Tennessee Three!

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

I’m an Austen purist. I demand that all Austen adaptations be historically accurate. Instead of filming them, audience members must visit country houses to watch the actors perform each scene. The runtime for Pride and Prejudice is 14 months, 3 days, and 7 hours.

[Fiona Fidler-Calvin @BabyFidz]

Today our school had to lockdown. The day after a shooting in Nashville. During state mandated standardized testing. We resumed testing immediately after the lockdown ended. Let’s not pretend we care about anyone’s mental health in this country.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Richard III was founde yn a carparke. Probablye a compacte spotte. By cause the two-doors are alwayes puttinge themselves above hym.

[elle bee @DoubleElleBell]

@JeffBryson6 @WHSGendron @Wilmington_AD @JamiePote @cookejournalism @WrstleLikeAGirl YES, HANNAH!! (this is her English teacher 😁)

[elle bee @DoubleElleBell]

@HeavyMetal_999 DLA ⚡️⚡️⚡️

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

(a movie starts and a character is there) my mom: who’s that

[elle bee @DoubleElleBell]

@mhdksafa Hello!

[elle bee @DoubleElleBell]

@StudiosRemember

[elle bee @DoubleElleBell]

@HeavyMetal_999 Dime, dimedimedimedime

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

DeSantis banning AP African American Studies is a reminder of that old quote -- White privilege is when your history is the curriculum and every other history is an elective.

[NYTimes Vows @NYTvows]

"I married my best friend," gushed the bride, standing next to 6 women who spent $8K apiece to support & celebrate her in that life event.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!