Wow!
What did Ronaldo give to these kids?
The Love is beyond football.
I mean kids all over the world bruh!
Ronaldo is above the GOAT conversation now mehn!
He is a god.
Women live longer than men because they do not have wives.
I just finished reading Genesis and I am still confused.
So Eve saw a talking snake and did not run?
My brother, even Adam should have asked questions from day one.
Because me?
If I see a snake talking, I am not waiting for the fruit discussion.
I am relocating immediately.
Fear women.
But now in marriage, I have done them all and more.
I have been the one paying the rent.
I have bought her not less than 8 phones.
I have bought her hairs.
I feed and clothe her.
She's on monthly salary.
I have bought her 2 cars.
She only goes to church on Sundays and for no more than 2 hours.
She knows what I earn from my regular job and from X.
She doesn't beg me for money, she owns the money.
And she has two lovely children for me.
God blessed me through my lovely wife.
And I am so proud of her.
People are not even saying the major thing about this video.
Pastor Adeboye went to the US to convince the US government that Tinubu is doing well and to also show subtle support that there is no Christian Genocide because at least he's a pastor of a very big church.
We are overlooking the purpose of the video.
The other day i was arguing with someone about how books like 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' are foolish to Nigerians at large.
One of the points i raised was that financial literacy cannot cover for systemic failures.
This is a prime example of the statement: “you cannot out-hustle a bad system.”
Imagine a loan was taken for this.
Someone accused Femi Gbajabiamila of outright corruption and demanding of billions from a FG agency that he paid bribe for to be appointed its head.
The Chief of Staff Gbajabiamila denounced such agency exists. National budget shows it exists as N24 billion has been earmarked for it in 2026, which is what Gbaja expects kickback from allegedly.
Days after this huge national embarrassment, Gbaja is still sitting in his office instead of the police inviting him for questioning and EFCC doing same. Even the accuser was left uninvited because they knows he’s probably saying the truth and arresting him for the nonsense cyberbully charge they use in harassing journalists and activists will open more can of worm for Gbaja.
Gbaja has not been sacked till now. A missing Tinubu is silent over this monumental scandal.
Of course, this is APC under Tinubu where corruption has been normalized. Nobody fears EFCC again, after all they are all complicit.
If you have no reason whatsoever to kick out APC at the Federal level, look at Gbaja and N24 billion kickback agency and what would have happened to that national cake if the man didn’t shout.
Tinubu is a disaster and EFCC is an idiot.
1. Instead of Googling currency conversions every time, open your iPhone Calculator and tap "Convert." You can convert currencies instantly.
2. Instead of Googling room ideas, use Pinterest.
3. Instead of keeping your alarm beside your bed, place it across the room. You'll be forced to get up.
4. Instead of editing every photo from scratch, start with a Lightroom preset. It automatically adjusts the colors, lighting, and contrast in one tap.
5. Instead of buying expensive perfume, apply your fragrance to moisturized skin. It'll last much longer.
6. Instead of buying expensive clothes, buy clothes that actually fit.
7. Instead of fighting sleep while studying, brighten your room. Darkness tells your brain it's time to sleep.
8. Instead of typing "PDF" in your Google search, add filetype:pdf at the end. Google will prioritize PDF files. E.g. Marketing plan filetype:pdf.
9. Instead of charging your phone to 100% every time, unplug it around 80% when you can. It can help preserve your battery's long-term health.
10. Instead of opening Google Maps every time, download offline maps before you travel.
So Kenneth Okonkwo ran away from his family house in Nsukka and since then has been living in different low budget hotels as a means to stop court from severing him papers
But Today, An Anambra State High Court sitting in Onitsha has granted NDC presidential candidate, Peter Obi, permission to serve court documents on Kenneth Okonkwo through substituted means after attempts at personal service were unsuccessful.
The court ordered that the documents be pasted at Okonkwo's last known address in Nsukka, Enugu State, or handed to any adult found at the residence. The suit is expected to proceed once the substituted service is completed.
He is now living in actual bondage
There is nobody born of a woman in football who has more controversial awards than Lionel Messi
It got to a time, cartoons were making a mockery of him with every individual awards
E.g
If the African player award is coming up.. who should win the best player?
They will neglect all African players nominated and hand the award to Messi
It looked funny but it wasn't funny to me at all
Do you know what it means to have too much controversy around you?
When you are discussing Messi's greatness and you mentioned eight Ballon d'Ors, there is always that a pause, a kind of coldness in the room
Do you know why?
Even the person defending him knows that it's not deserving
The next thing you will hear is, he has won it, you can't collect it back!
In 2010: Messi didn’t win the Champions League or the World Cup, yet they changed the Ballon d’Or criteria to favor goals and gave it to him.
In 2011: Ronaldo had more goals than Messi, but they claimed trophies were what mattered, so Messi won it again.
In 2012: Ronaldo had more trophies, but they gave it to Messi because he scored 91 goals in a calendar year.
In 2019: Van Dijk won the Champions League and was named UEFA Best Player and EPL Player of the Year, but the criteria switched back to goals and Messi won the Ballon d’Or.
In 2021: Lewandowski scored more goals, had a historic individual season, and won The Best FIFA Men’s Player, but Messi was given the Ballon d’Or for winning the Copa América.
In 2023: Haaland won five trophies including the Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup, Club World Cup, and UEFA Super Cup along with the UEFA Best Player, EPL Player of the Year, and the Golden Boot. Yet, the Ballon d’Or went to Messi for winning the 2022 World Cup, even though in 2010 they argued that the World Cup did not matter 😂.
Most of the time.
When you're raised by a widow:
"Ikenna, this is not what your father will be proud of. Stop that nonsense"
"Titilayo, don't bring shame to your father".
When you're raised by a single mother:
"Ikenna, It's this nonsense behavior that your useless father was doing"
"Titilayo, what is your boyfriend even doing for you?"
End.
Manchester United paid £75m for Jadon Sancho, €100m for Antony, £80m for Harry Maguire, £87m for Paul Pogba, £79m for Rasmus Højlund, £75m for Romelu Lukaku, £59m for Ángel Di María and £55m for Mason Mount.
Be honest… how many actually lived up to those fees?
So if the club refuses to overpay now, why exactly should I be angry?
🚨Roy Keane on Tottenham winning the race for Matheus Fernandes:
“What race? There was no race. Tottenham were running on their own. If Manchester United truly wanted him, Spurs wouldn’t even be in the conversation.
And £85 million? For a player who couldn’t stop his team from going down? Give me a break. United have made mistakes in the market before, but spending that kind of money would have been another one. There are better players available for half the price. Sometimes the best signing is the one you don’t make.”
Ok. I'll be that girl who corrects you, because you all already hate me for speaking the truth anyways....
Most women actually desperately WANT to be that last lady holding the flowers. You've found a man who has game, experience and she's the LAST in that line, there's no one behind her. So he is loyal.
You're just trying to get back at men for doing the reverse of this because you're ashamed of your body count but the reality is that the same rules don't apply for men and women.
Sis to sis: stop lying to yourself.