DoubleM

Penguins/Pirates/Steelers fan. Backyard rink builder.

[DoubleM @DoubleM_PA]

Had a tire blow out last night in Perry GA while driving from Tallahassee to Pittsburgh. Aside from that and the unplanned stay, these have been the NICEST, most helpful people in the world. Like "let me get my tools from my truck to help you" nice. And their biscuits are awesome

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Vegans: "Drinking cow's milk is unnatural!"

Great point.

So instead of pulling on some teats for thirty seconds, we've developed a twelve-step industrial alternative.

Step one: grow almonds in California, a drought-afflicted state currently depleting an aquifer that took twenty thousand years to fill.

Step two: ship them to a processing facility.

Step three: soak them in water. California water, specifically, because almonds need 15 gallons per ounce and California is already rationing.

Step four: pulverise them into a slurry.

Step five: filter the slurry through fine mesh, discarding most of the actual almond in the process. That was the bit with the nutrition in it. Gone now.

Step six: add more water, because the resulting liquid isn't watery enough.

Step seven: add sweeteners, because it tastes of nothing.

Step eight: add emulsifiers, because it separates in six minutes otherwise.

Step nine: add synthetic vitamins, because all the natural ones left in step five.

Step ten: add seed oils, because we apparently learned nothing.

Step eleven: homogenise, degas, pasteurise, and sterilise the mixture until it resembles no food that has ever existed in nature.

Step twelve: put it in a carton with a picture of a field on it.

The cow: stands in a field. Makes milk. Has done this for ten thousand years. No factory. No steps. No aquifer.

Unnatural, though. Very unnatural.

[DoubleM @DoubleM_PA]

@Starbucks this is a grande latte, for 6 bucks? Ridiculous.

[Emergent Perspective @_emergent_]

@MostlyPeaceful Correct.
George Orwell stated that quite eloquently.

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

What’s clear from the Maduro raid and today’s strikes is that forever wars were a choice.

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

The Atlantic, a far left publication, has come out today with a piece about how indefensible it is to transition kids. Massive sea change. We’ve won the PR war to end this absurd abuse.

[Prep Baseball Pennsylvania @PrepBaseballPA]

'27 C/OF Cameron Mayer (Mt. Lebanon)

BUILD: 5-10, 174
EV: 98

Inward approach w/ short, smooth toe-tap stride. Strong coil in back hip and level barrel plane through zone.

#PreseasonID | @CameronMay99005

[Drew McKissick @DrewMcKissick]

Check out what happens to the ”affordability” of things that the government subsidizes vs those it doesn’t.

[DoubleM @DoubleM_PA]

@UPMC your website might be one of the worst I've ever experienced. Horrendous. Payment almost impossible to figure out and execute. The overexplanation of everything without actual links to what a user needs is baffling.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"This week, against all odds, we have done the IMPOSSIBLE AND BROUGHT OUR HOSTAGES HOME." - President Donald J. Trump

[Devils baseball @Devilsbaseball1]

A couple of shots of the new weight room thanks to the generosity of Ian Happ and Rep Fitness!!!

[Devils baseball @Devilsbaseball1]

Ian taking a pic with the guys in the summer lifting spot!!!

[Greg Harvey @BetweenTheNums]

Players since 1901 to have 300+ strikeouts and a sub-2.00 ERA through 44 career MLB games:

Paul Skenes

That’s it.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Bryan Reynolds Used His No-Trade Clause To Make Sure He Doesn't Have To Live in New York, California or Canada https://t.co/VvE9jPlLjC

[NEO & Columbus Select Invite @neoselectinvite]

Cameron Mayer C/UT 2027
Mt. Lebanon HS x @PSTeams_
Extends the lead

[Cameron Mayer @CameronMay99005]

Game clips from recent games.
@PrepBaseballPA @PGMidAtlantic

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

The most embarrassing organization in professional sports is now getting called out by the Clemente family. Let that sink in.

[The Hockey News @TheHockeyNews]

Stand ‘O’ for Super Mario 👏

[Colin Dunlap @colin_dunlap]

Marc Fogel got off the plane from Russia with a Steelers hat on then took an Iron City into the White House.
Forget throwing out a ceremonial first pitch. The Pirates should let this guy pitch an actual game.

[Timothy Cama @Timothy_Cama]

I hate Halloween in DC. What do you mean you’re the ghost of Chevron deference?