A collective of 3D meat automatons, infused by four-dimensional souls, converging in the same space-time to blast your eyeballs and earholes with entertainment.
🚨 FINAL CONTENT CREATOR CALL! 🚨
We're finalising our list for launch on 31 March.
If you'd like to get involved in:
🙌Bullethell madness
🙌Fighting off the hordes of sentient office appliances
Email us at [email protected] and we'll be in touch! 🪑
Our game launches next week so this is OFFICIALLY our last ever #wishlistwednesday post 😱
If you love Megabonk, Vampire Survivors, Skate, the 2000s, doing sick flips on an office chair & anything bullethell you'll love Last Man Sitting!
Wishlist now & join us on 31 March!
Frustrated by IoT? We have the solution. In our game you can fly around on an office chair and blast sentient coffee machines to pieces with a machine gun. It's called Last Man Sitting, and you can play it for free during Steam Next Fest: https://t.co/xmMtnv3CIz
This story is actually insane:
• dude drops $2000 on a DJI robot vacuum like a lunatic
• refuses to use the normal app like a peasant
• Sammy Azdoufal fires up Claude to crack the API so he can drive it with an xbox controller
• Claude delivers the goods
• pulls an auth token from their servers, connects successfully
• except the system thinks he controls 7000 vacuums
• checks again
• yep, seven thousand
• DJI built authentication with zero device ownership verification
• any valid token works for any unit on the planet
• Sammy now has eyes inside homes across 24 countries
• live vacuum camera feeds everywhere
• full floor plans from the mapping data
• some guy in germany eating cereal at 3am, unaware his roomba is snitching
• one API call away from being the most informed burglar in history
• all he wanted was to steer his vacuum with a joystick
• does the right thing and reports it
• DJI fixes it in two days
• back to normal life with his stupidly expensive floor cleaner
• IoT companies stay undefeated at shipping garbage security
Hey you! Employee! Stop scrolling!!!
There are a gazillion Steam demos out there, but only ONE DEMO where you can blast around on an office chair with a minigun. It is called Last Man Sitting, and it is glorious. https://t.co/xmMtnv3CIz
Happy Next Fest Employees! We hope you have so much fun checking out Last Man Sitting's PvP & PvE modes over the Fest including our newly added Co-Op!
#SteamNextFest
Surprise employees, we've just released our brand new shiny & free demo for Last Man Sitting with both PvP & PvE modes for you to check out!
Find out more information here https://t.co/vxaUulSNgD
Looking for a better solution to conflict resolution in the office?
Try our PvP Open Beta on 22 Jan! 🔫
Thanks to @NewGameShowcase for featuring our new trailer 🥳
🔗 https://t.co/KST8YAbP2p