Double Special

check out our newest podcast Tampa Bay Take Out Take Down on Spreaker! Follow @mystifymebabe

[Double Special @DoubleSpecial]

Crystal #Spits #milk in Jordan's eye!! @maclean_brad @PetchraChelli @freakinstine
http://t.co/5SSUAxAVpg

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Jeffrey Dahmer: I made an altar from the bones and genitalia that I didn't eat from my victims.
NY Times reporter: Meet the Midwestern sex-postive locavore who adds a Goth twist to his arts and crafts!

[MONKEY BALLS @MONKEYBALLS]

He aint wrong, he just aint right @ohsnapjbsmoove #heaintwronghejustaintright #funnymofo #comics #comicsunleashed @LASTCOMIC7

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

Only Donald Trump could bring us to a place in American politics where the GOP can have a civil war over pedophilia.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

.@SpeakerRyan-You understand we know you’re behind this second counsel crap from Sessions with your two lapdogs @RepMattGaetz & @Jim_Jordan leading the charge, right? This is a blatant attempt to interfere with Mueller’s investigation. Stop obstructing! #LyinRyan #FireHannity

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Hannity-fanatics now have to: 1. smash their coffeemaker 2. sell their stocks 3. put hand-made “For Sale By Owner” sign in front of their 🏠 3. eat 🍔’s instead of 🌭’s 4. and cant put whip cream on their 🥧, which is ok, cuz they can’t buy the pie.🤷🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/eMumbVhJBV

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Love to get in a poker game with Jeff Sessions. Dude’s got more tells than Dear Abby!

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

Child abuse is directly forbidden in the 11 Satanic Rules of the Earth. Christians however have been abusing children for centuries. They own this. https://t.co/yVHnF2HBdS

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Every day it becomes clearer and clearer. The reason @realDonaldTrump labeled legit news #FakeNews early on was because he knew one day all of his deceit, cheating, and harassment, would come under scrutiny by them. The truth has always been his enemy and he knew it.

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

Why did everyone else know what "detritus" is, and I don't? Are you guys having meetings?

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

When these guys cheat the system the rest of us end up paying. This is what Oligarchy in the USA looks like. https://t.co/XpHNl99X79

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

280 characters isn't enough space to describe how sick, twisted, despicable, shameful, gruesome, monstrous, pitiful, repulsive, ugly, revolting, creepy, incompetent, pathetic & DEPLORABLE it is that Republicans are defending Roy Moore's child molestation allegations. Shame.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

We are now in the Trump end-times. Last Monday, Bob Mueller blew the first of seven trumpets. It's time to bind the great orange Serpent.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Pressure is mounting on Sessions and Kushner to answer questions about alleged misstatements made to lawmakers. https://t.co/rscjpU0pmI

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

.@realDonaldTrump-While in Hawaii you should visit the hospital where @BarackObama was born in Honolulu, then you should apologize to him. https://t.co/wM7pAOwi4Z

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Just heard a rumor Mike Flynn is getting indicted this week.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

After reading the Paul Manafort indictment, I felt Special Counsel Robert Mueller is on his way to getting Trump. Then I read the Geroge Papadopoulos plea agreement and confession and I realize that Mueller already has Trump! #MuellerMonday #IndictmentDay #RickGates